fanny pack full of floppy dicks

1.A person that has an unpresentable appearance in uniform, no military bearing, or respect for senior members

2.A straight up slob

That soldier looks like a fanny pack full of floppy dicks

by dumbbruce17 November 27, 2012

Back of the fanny pack

Something composed or performed quickly and without detailed analysis or research.

Made popular in Danish commodity trading companies by Peter Fedders.

Just a quick back of the fanny pack calculation shows that we are in the money

by majonese December 19, 2019

Fanny packs

Fanny packs keep you organized. They protect your core. They are very stylish. You can run and walk fast and ride a bike easily with a fanny pack.

All her fans showed support by wearing fanny packs.

Nike has an extra large fanny pack!
Have you seen the wraparound fanny pack?
Her fanny packed quite a punch!

by LetsPlayKeepAway December 18, 2019

reverse fanny pack

When old men place their long ass balls in a sock a pull them through the legs and tie off behind the back.

Tired of sitting on them, the old man tucked his balls behind his back into a full reverse fanny pack.

by Skeelow Green June 14, 2017

Fanny pack

1. A bag that goes around your waist if you still think you're in the 90's
2. In British slang, a bunch of vaginas

1. Why is that dude wearing a fanny pack
2. JESUS WHY HAVE YOU BROUGHT A FANNY PACK HOME WITH YOU!?!!?

by Lemon_melon_24 July 18, 2017

Spaghetti Fanny Pack

The fanny pack in which you may store your beans or spaghetti.

Mark: "Why are you so mad today??"
Thomas:"My beans fell out of my spaghetti fanny pack in front of the principal and he laughed at me!"
Mark: "Oh man"

by Beaneater69_Tbahm April 10, 2019

Fanny Pack

British slang for a gangbang.

She was excited for the twelve guys to give her a fanny pack.

by yttiwgnihtemos January 19, 2021