fanny pack full of floppy dicks

1.A person that has an unpresentable appearance in uniform, no military bearing, or respect for senior members

2.A straight up slob

That soldier looks like a fanny pack full of floppy dicks

by dumbbruce17 November 27, 2012

Spaghetti Fanny Pack

The fanny pack in which you may store your beans or spaghetti.

Mark: "Why are you so mad today??"
Thomas:"My beans fell out of my spaghetti fanny pack in front of the principal and he laughed at me!"
Mark: "Oh man"

by Beaneater69_Tbahm April 10, 2019

fanny pack five

A group who's actions are very often the definition of standardized deviance.

When I couldn't find my teaching notes my first thought was, "Ugh, the fanny pack five struck again".

by anoneomas March 22, 2019

fanny pack

An Americanism for what in proper English is a "bum bag" — a pouch or other device worn around the waist by butt sluts to hold safer-sex supplies, sex toys and other paraphernalia for kinky buttsecks. The wearer is typically clad in skintight stretch clothing to showcase their assets, leaving nowhere else to store their anal lube, condoms, butt plugs, douche or enema bulbs and other supplies needed to prepare their butts for anal sex. While jogging (running around) or cycling (peddling their arses all over town) to find a mate, the savvy buttslut comes prepared by wearing this pack (usually directly over or above the trampstamp) with everything needed to savour the fruits of Sodom.

So why, then, would a bum bag be a "fanny pack"? Most likely, a few trollops are looking for a Devil's threesome which involves double penetration — one penis in the bum, another penis in the fanny at the same time. That would require extra rubbers, extra lube and presumably redundant birth control — all of which needs to be packed away in that little pouch.

by bitchuck August 31, 2024

Back of the fanny pack

Something composed or performed quickly and without detailed analysis or research.

Made popular in Danish commodity trading companies by Peter Fedders.

Just a quick back of the fanny pack calculation shows that we are in the money

by majonese December 19, 2019

reverse fanny pack

When old men place their long ass balls in a sock a pull them through the legs and tie off behind the back.

Tired of sitting on them, the old man tucked his balls behind his back into a full reverse fanny pack.

by Skeelow Green June 14, 2017

fanny pack

worn for one of two reasons

1) because it's part of basic festival girl uniform
2) to hold year 9 boy's vapes when they threaten to beat up the local girl guides

guy 1 : did you see koby in year 9's adidas fanny pack?
guy 2 : yeah omg what a power move

by oh hell November 18, 2019