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Octagonal synthetic face mask disorder

A face mask generally used on specimens with underdeveloped jaw lines. Generally the rare disease leaves victims with only two planes of sight. This means they can only see in 2D or in 1D. Just think, the original Super Mario Brothers for the NES had a better graphics system than the system that these people see in their everyday lives. I can't describe how I feel about this indistinct disease, it's one of the most minimally understood disease. People that suffer from octagonal synthetic face mask disorder generally do not live for much more than thirty years.
Superman was once thought to have octagonal synthetic face mask disorder.
by Zack Marks October 2, 2016
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An evil torture device thats worn on a person to make them look awful, and long exposure to wearing the unholy device will lead to increased anxiety and will lower the wearer's IQ, and will also infect their brains into adaption of the mask which will infect its host to become the host to soon spread more hosts to infect more victims.
Burn your face masks, and stay away from them.

Save yourself from the face masks!
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A thing of psychological torture which I am still required to wear even after getting the Covid vaccine.
I expected people to remove those filthy face masks after the vaccination but still no change.. Fuck dammit
by Diego_Brando December 27, 2021
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