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Go fuck yourself with a cactus

It means to shove a cactus up your ass or cunt or whatever the fuck you have they're telling you to the nearest cactus and then fuck it
1.Somebody's being extremely obnoxious go fuck yourself with a cactus
2. Someone wants try playing a very cancer game like that stupid cat Pictionary you say how about we play this game it's called go fuck yourself with a cactus the rules are simple go fuck yourself with a cactus
3. Somebody asks you how would you like to do something very stupid
You say how would you like to go fuck yourself of a cactus
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go fuck yourself with a sausage 

take a sausage and fuck yourself , so if you are reading this , fuck yourself with a sausage
E.g : Brigita is annoying mark junior , so mark tells her , go fuck yourself with a sausage

I don't give a pink fuck, a blue fuck, a grey fuck, a green fuck, a me fuck, youfuck, no fuck 

I don't give a pink fuck, a blue fuck, a grey fuck, a green fuck, a me fuck, youfuck, no fuck means you don't give a fuck.
You: Hfjone sucks. I hate you!!!
Me: I don't give a pink fuck, a blue fuck, a grey fuck, a green fuck, a me fuck, youfuck, no fuck.
You: I'm sorry!! *CRIES*

Fuck Your Couch With a Passionate Love That Knows No Bounds 

1. "To boldly state that one has no outward care for something that does not immediately make sense."

2."To state that another must have intercourse with their own couch whilst greatly enjoying it."

3."To not give a fuck."
"Hey Bob, did you hear about-"

"You Know what, Fuck your couch with a passionate love that knows no bounds."

"Huh?"

fuck your bitch of a mom day 

You know what lets make a fuck your bitch mom day! Not fuck the bitchy mom day 🥴 no its fuck your bitchy mom day! ):< your moms always bitchy well guess what fuck your bitchy ass mom. Does your mom bitch 24/7 no 25/8 fuck her then. Is your mama always telling you to clean your room even tho its fucking clean! Mom! Then fuck her
Person A: "My mom is such a bitch!"
Person B: "Thats a holiday, yk"
Person A: "THATS A THING!"
Person B: "Yup, look it up."

Person A: "OMG IT SAYS FUCK YOUR BITCH OF A MOM DAY!...Andddddd ITS TODAY!"

Phi Fucka You

Obscure anti-fraternity that originated at UNC-Wilmington about 1986. Characterized by some amazing parties but culminating with the 1988 Twinwood bash with >1500 people in attendance. After that, the whole thing sorta vanished.

Letters were a Phi, an F and an upside down Omega.
Sammer was the original Phi Fucka You brutha!

Wilmywood in da hizzouse.

Fucka You 

Fuck you, but to your friends, jokingly. A non threatening Fuck You when clowning around. Pronounced by hanging on to the you, as in “Fucka Yoouuu”
Bob: “Are you going to do anything today, or just sit around looking stupid?”

John: “Fucka you!”
Fucka You by JizzyJ August 22, 2020