FTFS

acronym for "fuck that fuckin' shit"

"I was going to mow the lawn, but FTFS."

"Cooking sounds like a terrible idea. FTFS, let's go to Taco Bell."

by Scuda Hindy March 14, 2009

ftf

fail to feed. When a firearm fails to properly chamber (for many reasons) a round from magazine or clip. Generally referred to in relation to semi or full auto firearms.

question) why does my kel-tec always ftf?
answer) because kel-tec firearms suck the donkey dick.

by TheBlueMeanie January 6, 2009

FTFS

Fuck This Fucking Shit

Oh man, I just got pulled over for driving while black again, FTFS ...

by calexil January 28, 2014

FTFS

For The Fuck Sake

FTFS, you're dumbest person I've ever met.

by neytireyqa January 21, 2015

ftf

A term/acronym used to say "fuck the fakes".

Origin- Came from a gentleman called Chris Perez, because he was tired of the snakes and fakes.

Snake- Yo you cool and wanna hang out tomorow?
Non Snake- fuck you. you're a cunt and talk shit behind my back.

Snake- sorry dude!!! i won't do it again.

Non Snake- nah fam ftf
Chris- good job!

by dr.ftf December 27, 2016

ftf

fist to face

Joe: i swear that kid stole 50 cents from me....

Bob: ill go give him an ftf

by onewhodies November 12, 2010

#ftf

For the friendship or do it for the friendship

I was going to eat alone but I will wait to go with my friends #ftf

by MathyouAlmeida March 24, 2016