"I was going to mow the lawn, but FTFS."

"Cooking sounds like a terrible idea. FTFS, let's go to Taco Bell."
by Scuda Hindy March 15, 2009
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fail to feed. When a firearm fails to properly chamber (for many reasons) a round from magazine or clip. Generally referred to in relation to semi or full auto firearms.
question) why does my kel-tec always ftf?
answer) because kel-tec firearms suck the donkey dick.
by TheBlueMeanie January 7, 2009
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Oh man, I just got pulled over for driving while black again, FTFS ...
by calexil January 29, 2014
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FTFS, you're dumbest person I've ever met.
by neytireyqa January 21, 2015
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A term/acronym used to say "fuck the fakes".

Origin- Came from a gentleman called Chris Perez, because he was tired of the snakes and fakes.
Snake- Yo you cool and wanna hang out tomorow?
Non Snake- fuck you. you're a cunt and talk shit behind my back.

Snake- sorry dude!!! i won't do it again.

Non Snake- nah fam ftf
Chris- good job!
by dr.ftf December 28, 2016
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Joe: i swear that kid stole 50 cents from me....

Bob: ill go give him an ftf
by onewhodies November 11, 2010
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For the friendship or do it for the friendship
I was going to eat alone but I will wait to go with my friends #ftf
by MathyouAlmeida December 15, 2015
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