Frostiest Barrel

A FROSTY beverage that will want to make you put your dick in a freezer. Absolutely delicious concocktion that is creamy and rock solid. Recipe below:

- 1/2 cup of your favorite ice cream (chocolate is best)
- 1/2 cup milk
- 2 shots of Rumchata
- 1 shot of 99 Proof (Root Beer flavor)

Shake in strainer and enjoy

Dude my mom said the milk is almost expired. Go whip me up your Frostiest Barrel!

by COCKtail enjoyer July 8, 2022

Melon Frostie

The sexual act involving a male participant depositing his seed onto the cheast of a consenting female. This act must take place in winter conditions so the semen can immediately begin to freeze when making contact with the breast. A melon frostie can be reinacted during warmer weather in a large cool room or freezer. - RVAL

Rob: Where did Alex go?
He snuck out into the backyard for a quick Melon Frostie, he had waited 6 months for this weather!

by Brofenition March 21, 2016

Chill your frosting

Phrase. Chill your frosting is a phrase used to request somebody to de-escalate their rhetoric / argument.

Similar to / can substitute calm down

'Oi, chill your frosting!'
'Chill your frosting, mate'
'Oh him, he needs to chill his frosting'

by sensibl3 May 1, 2019

frosting the bowl

v. generally limited to non-commercial/industrial strength toilets: when, after dropping anchor you flush, your deposit smears all over the side of the bowl on the way down. The weak-ass water pressure is unable to 'lick' the bowl clean.

I took this iceberg dump and, like, totally frosted the bowl when I flushed.

by Amanda Hugginkiss December 16, 2003

Jack Frosting

Cum that was expelled through masturbation, ie- "Jacking", and has not been cleaned up, allowing it to go shiny and slightly crisp, like cake frosting.

Typically found in teenagers bedrooms, although fully grown men that have wank addictions have been known to jack frost their carpet on a regular basis.

Danielle thought she had hit the jackpot with Steven. He was kind, considerate, and seemed to be very house proud. She relaxed happily on the sofa, thinking about how great her relationship was- until she noticed the Jack Frosting on one of the cushions.

by MagickDio April 23, 2010

Ass Frosting

(1) When having anal sex, you pull out and cum on her butt.

(2) A very stupid person's behavior

(1) "Things were feeling so good, I gave her a little ass frosting"

(2) "Get off of me with your ass frosting!"

by J.T. in KS January 13, 2009

fosticate

(Noun) Used in a way that it sounds highly intelligent, yet has no true meaning.

Person A: Reginald, tell me again how you received your Nobel Prize.

Person B: Certainly, Vincent. I rationally hypothesized how to fosticate a quantum time warp, which resulted in my thesis of a space-time continuum. Indubitively, this developed a new field in cognitive learning, and granted me the Nobel Prize for Fostication.

Person A: Impressive.

by MuffinMan217 October 27, 2010