FAF

Fat as fuck

You look as FAF as ever!!

by Faffy Mc. Faf faf June 30, 2011

FAF

F-AKE
A-S
F-UCK

Maleaka: "Yo nigga! I hear you gonna beat that one white chicks ass?! Why?"

Shawndraya: "Yuh! That bitch is FAF!"

John: "Aye man, you hook up with that one blonde bitch? Did you score?"

Scott: "Yeah, but her tits were FAF."

by AiMNooMer December 29, 2011

FAF

Fresh as Fuck. Someone with amazing style or fresh threads. All the ladies will jock them and they will get major action.

(hot wahini) "Oh my god you look so FAF! Please have sex with me"

by squid7777 May 29, 2011

FAF

Fit as Fuck!

That east european chick is FAF!

by David Greenheld July 14, 2008

FAF

Fat ass friends, two best friends who are fat.

you two are faf's.

nothing better than faf's.

by AERIC!!!!!! August 29, 2007

FAF

Funny As Fuck. Used in chatrooms, message boards, for IMing,texting, etc, ect.

Girl 1: OMG, den dat hoe slppd on a banana peel nd fel!

Girl 2: HAHAHA!! Dats FAF!

by ~Rebz~ October 21, 2008

FAF

Fat and Friendless. An acronym used to describe people who are both obese and unsociable. Can also be used sarcastically or as an excuse.

General Usage:
"Pfft, I dont have a date to prom, im too FAF"
"Hey look at that FAF'er over there without a date"
"Why would I be friends with him? He's FAF..."

Jenny: Why aren't you going to the party tonight?
Nick: I'm FAF.... duhhhhh!

by FAF King November 25, 2011