exploding diaphragm

Swelling and pain in the upper abdomen, commonly associated with the over consumption of fajitas and nachos. Only known treatment is to indulge in a White Magnum

Joe had exploding diaphragm last night. He probably shouldn't have eaten those Fajitas. It was alright though because he ate a white magnum before there were any further complications

by Jarwick November 22, 2014

exploding kittens

a game for people who are really into cats and explosions and tacocats and palindromes and hairy potato cats and rainbows and lasers

haha i got tacocat card its a palindrome
Exploding kittens is great

by Ur mooshma February 23, 2017

man eating exploding shark

The most dangerous of all sea creatures, they'll either eat you, send cartilaginous, toothy shrapnel through your vital organs, or just bite off your arm and then blow you up. Nobody knows what evolutionary advantage is attained by exploding when angry, but it sure does hurt.

If the pirañas don't skeletonize you, the man eating exploding sharks sure will.

by Bioguy October 11, 2011

Exploding Teabag

A sudden outburst of frothing-mouthed, sweaty-handed Wingnut rage. They are usually inspired by a seemingly trivial action performed by a person of color, woman, or any elected member of the Democratic Party.

Eric: Haha, did you see the winger hissy fit about the trailer for that new Mexploitation flick?

Andy: Yeah! Shammity had a total exploding teabag over it. Lightly caffeinated shrapnel all over the front of his pants.

by twenty3skidoo May 6, 2010

Exploding Unicorn

When a group of gay dudes have an extreme, nightmare inducing, HIV promising, dicks skinned raw orgy then weaponize the HIV by joining ISIS and blow themselves up in Jihad.

Did you hear about Greg? He died in Iraq. Did they hang him for being gay? No. His dying wish was to get his ass pounded then take his HIV and become an Exploding Unicorn. What a twat.

by Earth Wind and Taint December 1, 2020

Five Point Exploding Ass Technique

Derived from the Five Point Exploding Heart Technique used at the end of Kill Bill 2. Used to refer to a bowel movement that sprays rather unpleasantly into the toilet, leaving an aweful mess to clean up. Frequently encountered the morning after a night of heavy drinking which was followed by a suspicious curry.

Argh, I had the most horrific Five Point Exploding Ass Technique this morning! Damn that curry!

by Oofnun September 1, 2010

Exploding Dinosaurs

Exploding Dinosaurs (x-plod'-ing di'-no-sorz)
1. Exploding fossil fuels in an internal combustion engine
2. Exploding myths that racing fast requires gasoline

Dinosaurs died, decayed, and became fossil fuel that gets refined into gasoline. The explosions that drive an engine are "exploding dinosaurs."

I'm tired of "exploding dinosaurs!" I'm going to get rid of this gas burning car and replace it with an electric car!

by Exploding Dinosaurs September 10, 2009