Jarwick's definitions

exploding diaphragm

Swelling and pain in the upper abdomen, commonly associated with the over consumption of fajitas and nachos. Only known treatment is to indulge in a White Magnum

Joe had exploding diaphragm last night. He probably shouldn't have eaten those Fajitas. It was alright though because he ate a white magnum before there were any further complications

by Jarwick November 22, 2014