daniel everett

Daniel Everett is a lovable rogue. He is the king of MAA! Slayer of Kadu! Although he doesn’t attract the ladies he has a charm that the boys DIE for.

Guy 1: Are ladies attracted to you?

Guy 2: No i’m not a Daniel Everett

by thecarelesswhisperer October 15, 2023

Everett

Ugliest sack of shit to walk the earth. He's the gayest and most possible, smelliest human being to live. Someone please end his donkey misery.

Everett smells like shit

by Mrocker503 November 25, 2013

The Everett

When two girls scissor and one girls vaginal area migrates back towards the anal area of the other scissor-ess, and that girl then flatulates into the vagina of the former scissor-er. Then the two finish and then the girl containing the methane in the uterus then releases with such great force that it shakes the bed.

Other variations include a lighter being used to ignite the said methane. If there is an accident that occurs, such as pube flambe, please consult your doctor.

So the other night, my girlfriend farted in my pussy... That was a weird quief; it sounded like The Everett.

by Trlgd October 21, 2011

Everett

A man who loves to warm his pubes with pube warmers. He also is missing two ribs and has two extra vertebra in his back for enhanced flexibility. He also has a very large coccyx, that protrudes from his sacrum, he also has a reputation for being the three legged man do to his lucky inheritance. His luscious protrudence is of such immense size that is has a face similar to his own, it smiles when it is warmed by the pube warmer.

He has a friend that is a midgit pimpy gold miner, with ladies swarming around his gold towers, he is sometimes nice enought to Everett to give him some of his enormous wealth.

Whoa, you know that guy Everett? His pubes are HOT...

by ~thy PwEeNiS~ April 22, 2014

Everett

Small town in southern Pennsylvania consisting of bars and churches. Unfortunately, many do not attend the local churches because they're too busy shooting up in the local drug houses. Known for a school district providing sub-par education, many do not complete high school and rather obtain their GED (Good Enough Diploma). The local hangouts consist of Sheetz and the parking lot of the Masonic Temple. One would think that the youth would rather leave, but they seem to stay in order to have multiple children and live off of public assistance or work minimum wage jobs.

This person's IQ is so low they must be from Everett or a related area

by asdfaj October 10, 2008

Everett

hello everett i am sitting next to you and i love you

i love everett

by dghafghdagk February 17, 2022

Everett,Ma

A 3 square mile city right outside of boston bordering Charlestown,Medford,Chelsea,Malden,and Revere.All the White kids hang together there like a big community when they all get together they dont take no shit and they love to drink and fight.The blacks you can find at alot of basketball courts ballin up and goin to the rec afta school thats probly why the rec stinks like shit.The spanish live with about 8 in a room haha and not one of them owns a car because not one of them has there green card and if u get a green card doesnt mean your a american get that straight.The brazilians evrybody hates them they all wear jeans that run up there ass with all holes and them and shit and all spike there hair with 10 pounds of hair gel and walk around like there the shit and tough but not one of them can fight for there life.Everett massachusetts is great to get dunkin donuts and go to hair salons because there everywhere.We love friday night highschool games fightin with the otha teams fans afta the game.Mens softball league pundin beers in Glendale across from the police station.Everett has the best sports in massachusetts no doubt about it kid cant beat us.Everett mass (dirty E) motha fuckas

I went to Everett,Ma messing around with soem white kid that was only with 3 of his boys and they made a phone call and about 50 came down within 5 mins between the ages of 14-22 there crazy they kick some ass

by Boston 617 January 20, 2009