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email muscles

Acting with bravado over email when in a face to face situation the emailer would be in a subservient position.

Related to beer muscles where the internet is substituted for alcohol.

Can also take the form of “message board muscles”
Example: a man in an email to his friends claims his wife does what she is told. In reality the man is a follower. Dave has email muscles when it comes to his wife.
by CMFuss May 1, 2008
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email balls

Saying what you really think via email that you would never have the guts to say in person.
The guy has email balls, plays nice to my face but rips me in email.
by ricJerrold September 9, 2008
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email

Proof that a million monkeys typing randomly at keyboards would NOT produce a Shakespeare play
by Commendatore August 12, 2003
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emailFlauntoholic

someone who wants you to believe that 'n' number of girls are dying to 'be-friend' him. You always find one of such a kind around whose (desperately) 'left-unattended' computer flaunts his mailbox with emails from riya, rita, rachelle, le-yu-won, martha, kathy, priyanka and salma.
sid: *staring at amit's computer* hey saurabh, your roommate's got to be a winner.

saurabh: Relax, 1% of these emails is ages old and the other 99% he sent to himself from fake mail-ids.

sid: wow! That's some crazy emailFlauntoholic.

*naman walks in, beaming with pride*

sid: congra-fuckin'-tulations naman, you got loads of chicks to bang.

naman: ah, they bother me so much. *fakes a shrug*
by ravenblizzard January 28, 2010
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Email Opera

An exchange of emails between friends that snowballs into a melodramic opera.
This is what an Email Opera looks like:

// Message 1: TJ says //
1. /excuses
2. PoF was complicated... Turns out she had a bf. BUT I DIDN'T KNOW, IT WAS ONLY AFTER WE KISSED (we went for a walk after the wall climbing) THAT SHE TOLD ME. Which is bullsh*t. She was unhappy and wanted to see if there was anything better out there. I'm not going anywhere near that sh*t.
3. They added new walls.

// Message 2: EM says //
1. I said stop trolling!
2. Ouch sorry dude! That shit sucks!
/kekeke

// Message 3: TJ says //

1. /excuses
2. She wanted to see me again. She texted me this morning. They've been going out for a year already and she's somewhat ready to break off with him (maybe). On moral grounds, I can't do it unless she breaks it off and there's been an acceptable buffer period.  We actually had a great time right up until that last bombshell.

// Message 4: EM says //
1. Your gay
2. buffer period is not needed after breakup sex I think would be awesome lol.

Continues for another 10 exchanges...
by TheLastRambo August 5, 2012
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Emilse

Emilse is very kind,loyal, and loving girl she will always be there when asking for help so just count on her ;)
Emilse is the bestest friend I could ever have I’m glad I have someone on my side
by Hola._.Hi June 14, 2018
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Burner email

Burner email is an email used to sign up for free Birthday stuff with no concern for it being hacked as you can always create a new one and not worry about losing anything vitally important
I want to sign up for lots of free birthday stuff so I'm going to use my burner email.
by The original Queen Bee September 2, 2017
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