Eigel

Originally the last name Eigel was the german word (hedgehog)Igel. Eigel is a last name belonging to only american born german immigrants. Who are at least 6th generation. This misspelling of Igel (original word.) Can be attributed to poor english skills at Ellis island. After being misheard furring immigration the last name became Eigel. While its origins in germany are not fully known. Evidence suggests (after popular poll from current Eigels in the United States.) It can be predicted that the name corresponds with genetically predisposition to weakness, disease, and mental disability. While not confirmed, when writing this definition, hostility was seen across the board. With 8 out of ten Eigels becoming aggravated or angry, threatening violence, or being resistant to the interviewer. When asked about mental illness 10 out of the 10 interviewed people had at least 1 minor mental disability. Diminutive in statue, like hedgehogs it is safe to assume that the recipients of this name are usually depreciated in *many ways.*

*After cooperation the first interviewed Eigel was given a gift, subject 1 did not like his gift.

*sent to interviewer via SMS text shortly after interaction*
Eigel1:
that was really fucking low *****
really
really fucking low
to insult my persoanlaity
you know that so many fucking people have said that i have "anger issues"
what the fuck is wrong with you *****
thanks for making me
really fucking insecure

about something ive done my fucking best to mediate
do you want me to figure out the gift or not bitch
if you want the gift back ill fucking return it!
*note, Eigels 9 through 10 were not gifted as a result of this interaction.

by Michelthegreatest December 7, 2023

evigilate

Pronunciation: /ˈɛ.vɪ.dʒɪ.leɪt/
Definition:
1. Wake up from sleep or dormancy.
2. Become fully awake and alert.
3. Elevate from bed after sleeping.
4. Transition from sleep to wakefulness.

Significance:
• It defines waking up.
• It emphasizes consciousness restoration.
• It identifies morning routines.
• It avoids compound and irregular verbs.
• It simplifies descriptions of awakening.
• It improves clarity in daily schedules.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "wake (up)".
Past verb: evigilated
Present simple verb: evigilate, evigilates
Present continuous verb: evigilating

Examples:
• "Alarm clocks evigilate sleepers (dormitors) promptly."
• "Coffee drinkers evigilate gradually."
• "Morning sunlight evigilates dormant bodies."
• "Birdsong evigilates campers softly."
• "Parents evigilate children for school."

by Dmitrio October 17, 2025