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Pronunciation: /ˈɛ.vɪ.dʒɪ.leɪt/
Definition:
1. Wake up from sleep or dormancy.
2. Become fully awake and alert.
3. Elevate from bed after sleeping.
4. Transition from sleep to wakefulness.

Significance:
• It defines waking up.
• It emphasizes consciousness restoration.
• It identifies morning routines.
• It avoids compound and irregular verbs.
• It simplifies descriptions of awakening.
• It improves clarity in daily schedules.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "wake (up)".
Past verb: evigilated
Present simple verb: evigilate, evigilates
Present continuous verb: evigilating
Examples:
• "Alarm clocks evigilate sleepers (dormitors) promptly."
• "Coffee drinkers evigilate gradually."
• "Morning sunlight evigilates dormant bodies."
• "Birdsong evigilates campers softly."
• "Parents evigilate children for school."
evigilate by Dmitrio October 17, 2025
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elimilated 

adjective - to be severly intoxicated, usually on marijuana although alcohol intoxication fits just as well. the word is the result of people in a state of severe intoxication stumbling to say the right word and mashing together "eliminated" and "annihilated". declaring that you have reached this state usually means you will stop consuming drugs and try to get a hold of yourself.
(after taking an enormous bong hit): "oh my god, im elimilated!"

(at a party):
Dude#1: dude, you want another funnel?
Dude#2: naaahh man, i'm elimilated
elimilated by P-zilla May 6, 2006
Ah, not what you think. It means "to turn inside out."
Quit trying to evaginate me!
Evaginate by Buce July 14, 2005

Psycho-Evagulate 

The process by which a female makes assessments & choices using her lady parts. Psycho- Evaluating the situation or persons based on how it comes into play regarding her sexuality or financial future.
Sasha couldn’t help but Psycho-Evagulate the hot new delivery man.
To be Ejibilated is to be completely decimated or destroyed.
To Ejibilate is to completely decimate or destroy.
Can be used to describe the destructive force of something or the force something has been destroyed with.
Can be synonymous for the word "eliminated".
Commander: Ejibilate that building!

Narrator: The Ejibilated mug sat on the floor.

Video Game: Your team has been Ejibilated!
Ejibilate by dewaeaweawda August 18, 2020

evirginate 

to rupture of the hymen of; make (a girl) no longer a virgin; to take away virginity.
The boy evirginated his girlfriend on a very first date.
evirginate by uttam maharjan December 28, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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