Edward 

An amazing friend with a blank slate for emotion. Very short temper. Has a lot of jokes up his sleeves to just catch you off guard, even though they’re not that funny and he knows it. His more prepared jokes are good though.

Edward is wealthy

Edward by Ok I’m dying March 10, 2019

Edward 

usally can be seen waiting for a bus or running somewhere late because he missed the bus, also people will usually here ed being mocked by his firends for being a bus wanker

oi edward you bus wanker
edward once waited 3 hours for a bus then had his mum pick him up
edward you posh twat why are you a bus wanker

Edward by GaryOak March 6, 2020

Edward 

A fucking Edgelord

look at that man he is a fucking edward

Edward by Puredegenerate January 27, 2019

edward 

a vampire, a man who is dead on perfection, his skin glows from radiance. Someone who is terrifying but you always want to see him more. He's perfect in everyway.

edward cullen, from the book Twilight!

edward by abby rouse August 21, 2008

Edward 

Absolute unit, massive man with big pee pee

Yo mate that Edward is epic

Edward by Tosser123 April 27, 2019

Edward 

Savage, tomahawk throwing sex beast. He produces many children and stomps mud holes in his opponent's asses. You may know him, but when asked he does not know or care about you. He is the picture of manliness and has a beard that flows like rivers coming down a great mountain. Many want to be an Edward.

I need an Edward in my life in order to be satisfied in every way.

I need to go to the gym to start looking Edward for the beach.

Most chics are team Edward

Edward by slayedpussy696969 May 24, 2018

Edward 

The hottest guy in school and the boy everyone thirsts after. Tall and lean, and smells good, he is surrounded by a hoard of girls everyday who struggle against everyone else to touch him. He drives a sports car to school everyday and gives girls a ride back to their house everyday after school. He is the captain of the rugby team and is dating the captain of the cheerleaders. Additionally he has good grades and is eligible to study law in Harvard.

Tasha: "Did you see who Edward was with today?"
Enya: "Of course, emma and the rest of the school!"

Aurora: "I want to date someone so badly"

Tara: "Get an Edward"

Edward by hainal October 21, 2019