the only correct way to respond to someone who offends / annoys you. good when used in typing / texting. (see example below)
Person 1: I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️
Person 2: eat my dick! ❤️
Person 2: eat my dick! ❤️
by efries75 October 17, 2022
Get the eat my dick! ❤️mug. Sisterhood of one and only one motto: EAT. A. DICK.
The sorority that always you to do you WHEN you want to do YOU.
The sorority that always you to do you WHEN you want to do YOU.
by α β Σ Δ τ March 28, 2015
Get the alpha beta eat a dickmug. by TheRealUnkn0wn June 10, 2019
Get the I wanna eat yo dickmug. "Hey you New England Patriot's Fan, you should go eat a fat dick you bitch ass mother fuckin KIKE!!!!
by Turner Houston July 31, 2006
Get the eat a fat dickmug. When you use the “fuck around and find out” approach to R&D and end up accidentally reinventing the wheel, literally and/or metaphorically.
The emotional comedown after you’ve realised your stupidity is best described to feel like “eating a phenomenal bag of dicks” or for short, “eating phenomenal dick”.
The phrase relates to and is sprung out of the insulting phrase “eat a bag of dicks”, but is more general and can be applied to others, oneself, and concepts.
The emotional comedown after you’ve realised your stupidity is best described to feel like “eating a phenomenal bag of dicks” or for short, “eating phenomenal dick”.
The phrase relates to and is sprung out of the insulting phrase “eat a bag of dicks”, but is more general and can be applied to others, oneself, and concepts.
Andrew: did you see that Peter invented a bike that has square wheels with tank treads?
Moss: yeah, it actually goes pretty fast, but you eat a phenomenal dick when you start to slow down.
Andrew: yeah, the whole concept eats phenomenal dick.
Moss: yeah, it actually goes pretty fast, but you eat a phenomenal dick when you start to slow down.
Andrew: yeah, the whole concept eats phenomenal dick.
by Elsalellan April 11, 2023
Get the Eat a phenomenal dickmug. A mythical creature usually invoked when someone fails to find an object that is in plain sight. This alludes to the idea that if that object were the dick-eating snake you would have lost your genetalia when you failed to see it.
Bill: "Where are my keys, dammit?"
Joe: "They're right here on the table, man"
Bill: " Oh duh! I see 'em now."
Joe: "Haha! Good thing it wasn't a dick-eating snake"
Joe: "They're right here on the table, man"
Bill: " Oh duh! I see 'em now."
Joe: "Haha! Good thing it wasn't a dick-eating snake"
by killersbytrade May 15, 2010
Get the dick-eating snakemug. This boy is so gay eat Dick's with his heart That's why they call me princess chad eat a dick faster than 3 seconds
by Kingofdick August 7, 2019
Get the Chad dick eat princessmug.