Ezekiel twenty-five:seventeen

When you give a punk a nice cinematic speach right before you kick his ass. Doesn't actually have to be the quote from the bible, can be something creative that just belongs in a movie. First made popular by the Prophet Ezekiel in the early 2300 BC era. Then no body really cared about it for another 4294 years until used in Quinton Terentino's Pulp Fiction

John:For ten years I've hated you, every hour of every day I dreamed about this very minute. You and me, alone, with no one for you to hide behind. And the second my fist cracks against your face, the second you see your own blood splatting out of your mouth, the second you hit the ground with your dull trembling body, you will wish it was over, but it won't be. It wont be for a very, very long time. Shall we get started?
James: Oh fuck, I'm dead, he just gave me the ol'Ezekiel twenty-five:seventeen

by i have a long pole October 18, 2005

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Ezekiel 4:12 cake

A type of cake found in the Old Testament of the Bible made of wheat, barley, beans, lentils, millet and spelt, and cooked over a fire of crap.

Ezekiel 4:12 (NIV) - "Eat the food as you would a barley cake; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement as fuel."

You can have your Ezekiel 4:12 cake and eat it too...

by What is Fanbitch? June 22, 2006

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Ezekiel cormier

The coolest black man you've ever seen he is so beautiful.

yo look at Ezekiel cormier

by Ezekiel cormier November 14, 2019

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Ezekiel

a girl beating dickface, who’s always making sure everyone knows he’s hard

Guy: Dude Ezekiel is hard again

Guy2: The girls are lowkey hot so I don’t blame him

Girl: You people are fucking sick

by ReebokWearingPickMe March 1, 2023

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Ezekiel

Ezekiel, the name Ezekiel comes from the Bible. It means god is strong.

Ezekiel such a good name!

by McDonald’s cheeseburger March 13, 2023

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Ezekiel Miller

the best character in total drama (JUSTICE FOR EZEKIEL)

Person 1: “I feel so bad for Ezekiel! He didn’t deserve to go feral!
Person 2: “Ikr!”
Me: “Fun fact! Ezekiel’s last name is Miller, meaning he is Ezekiel Miller!” (I had to put that part so I could post this)

by Ezekiel (TOTAL DRAMA) January 29, 2023

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