An evolution of a common card in the game clash Royale. This card is typically used by transgender pansexual intersexual males from California although it can also be used by dumbass scumbags who most respectable people simply refer to as "gays". Most of these "gays" are p***ssies who are superv*rgins (they have never even felt the touch of a women before) who thrive off making free to play players desinstall the game. They also will refuse to leave their bed unless its for gems or for their 48th greasy ahh hamburger they are consuming in order to maintain their 1000 pound build
Person 1: How did you know I have no friends, love men, and am a broke ass loser?
Person 2: Because I knew your b***** ass maxed out your mom's credit card to buy gems for the evolved firecracker
Person 2: Because I knew your b***** ass maxed out your mom's credit card to buy gems for the evolved firecracker
by Likderoses April 29, 2024
Get the Evolved Firecrackermug. by Drankmankrank May 27, 2021
Get the My Digemon Evolvedmug. We have no choice bur to “evolve and elevate” since sales have “been in decline for a really long time.” - Alissa Heinerscheid, vice president of marketing at Bud Light
by Gerald Dowver Johnson Jones July 24, 2023
Get the Evolve and Elevatemug. Philly slang, meaning
“Where you been (at)” which is the informal for “You late”
Do better, what you just said is beneath me
“Where you been (at)” which is the informal for “You late”
Do better, what you just said is beneath me
Bro 1: bro where that pizza at
Bro 2: I killed tht shit, evolve.
Sis 1: oh girl you just bought that?
Sis 2: no, my nigga bought it, evolve.
Hater: Oh that’s fasionova?
Real Bitch: No versace, evolve
Bro 2: I killed tht shit, evolve.
Sis 1: oh girl you just bought that?
Sis 2: no, my nigga bought it, evolve.
Hater: Oh that’s fasionova?
Real Bitch: No versace, evolve
by Vyrotek May 27, 2024
Get the Evolvemug. Heavy pain often in a particular spot of the body eg. chest, abs, shoulders etc. indicating that the person is slowly starting to evolve into a Sigma male. Usually happens after a certain change in life like a break-up, after holidays, getting a new gf or job. Mostly paired with a strong will to enhance the personal career, exceed in studys and/or fitness.
Have you seen Jon recently he complained about a heavy pain in his chest ?
>> Yea his grades are crazily good all of a sudden its probably his sigma evolving syndrom he will surely surpass all of us soon
>> Yea his grades are crazily good all of a sudden its probably his sigma evolving syndrom he will surely surpass all of us soon
by Fightordieanonymously August 22, 2021
Get the Sigma evolving syndrommug. A genre of music where one randomly spams notes in the first 5 frets in really low tuning, in an attempt to sound quirky and original
by Poofy McPooferson February 19, 2024
Get the Echoes Evolvemug.