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either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

a phrase meaning "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If I would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and generation.
by Sexydimma August 28, 2014
mugGet the either you eat bacon, or you are wrongmug.

Cummel either/or Pissel

Swimming in a tunnel filled with bodily fluids

Examples include: Sea men, Urine
"You guys down to Cummel either/or Pissel in the sewer?"
by Big Thursdays January 17, 2022
mugGet the Cummel either/or Pisselmug.
You give the person who's annoying you or someone you really hate two option
1. They fuck off meaning they get far away as possible from you
2. You beat the living shit out of them
Bitch: Ey can I check your notebook, I just wanna see your answers for example
(See bitch here is trying to copy off your friend who is very nice and won't say no, Bitch here is trying to be smooth saying they'll only check it for reference when they are clearly trying to copy off it)
Y/N: Sorry bud, no can do you either fuck off or get fucked
Bitch: Dayum okay
by BullyKiller November 2, 2022
mugGet the either fuck off or get fuckedmug.
Hym "They're either doing it or they're not. I don't have to accept incredulity just because you don't want to tell a blind person whether or not he was correct when he asserted that the sky was blue. 'Well, I guess you need to find a way to become not blind.' I'm not doing it. 'Well, you're blind so there's nothing you can do about it.' And you're the one mocking the blind as they flounder around in the dark. You just want me to let you lead me. You want me to HAVE to let you lead me. It's a mandate. I'm not doing it. I'm not suffering the consequences of your own decisions I'm suffer at your hands."
by Hym Iam January 1, 2024
mugGet the They're either doing it or they're notmug.
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Three Fucking Years In Starry Internet And No Calls Of Compressed Video Games So Either You Are Level (7) With Me Or Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Kill You
by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025
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