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DUMBER THAN A BAG OF HAMMERS

When someone does or says something that either dosen't make sence or is just plan and down right stupid
some of the chick in my job are dumber than a bag of hammers
by NETTLES August 28, 2007
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Dumber Than a Bag of Hammers

Speachless.

As unvocal as a stationary sack of primitive kinetic fastening implements
"My neighbor's chihuahua bothered me, so when they were on vacation I absconded with it, anesthesized it, removed the offending throat organ, and bribed the housesitter to keep her mouth shut. Now it is dumber than a bag of hammers and my neighbors are slightly puzzled."
by UDPseudonym001 May 3, 2020
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Dumber than a bag of dicks

She was "dumber than a bag of dicks" when she drove around drunk because that is stupid.
by Les mcclary February 24, 2019
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Dumber than a Box of Rocks

Jake is dumber than a box of rocks on any game we play
by Thatboiinblue February 23, 2021
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dumber than a bag of rocks

where an individual that is really off and not quite there yet with the rest of his population.
by youpapa420 February 28, 2022
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Dumber than a rock on a bad day

Dumber than a rock on a bad day, which would be dumber on the dumb scale compared to "Dumber than a rock".
Friend 1: Your dumber than a rock!
Friend 2: Your dumber than a rock on a bad day!
Friend 1: Shit.
by jeffboi42 August 20, 2020
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When being compared to a box of rocks would be an insult to rocks everywhere.

When being compared to retards would be an insult to retards everywhere.
Dude, you are dumber than a box of retarded rocks.
by RabbiRob July 2, 2006
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