Drop the kids off at the pool

The act of releasing semen from your ass into a toilet.

I didn't even get to drop the kids off at the pool before he left, and you know what? I was okay with it.

by anonywhom September 08, 2019

Drop my kids off at the pool

Taking a shit.

Be right back have to drop my kids off at the pool.

by Highflyr April 07, 2003

drop them kids off at the pool

A more proper way of saying i gots to crap

look man, yall hold up, i got to go drop them kids off at the pool

by the ron July 22, 2004

Dropping Black kids off at the Pool

The act of taking a Crap; Term featured on South Park and other various shows; Comes from the fact that turds are brown and there is water in the toilet bowl

Mom: Be down in a sec honey, I have to drop some black kids off at the pool first.

Dad: Alright babe, don't take too long, because I'll be dropping black kids off at the pool when you're done.

by MC Hammer'd December 10, 2009

Drop Kermit's kids off at the pool

taking a dump that is green.

Hey man, I have to go drop Kermit's kids off at the pool.

by shamWoWzers918 April 23, 2009

Drop the kids off at the pool

If you are a lady and you have just had sexy times with a man without a condom. You may need to drop the (potential) kids off at the pool to prevent a wet patch in the bed and subsequent damp patches in her panties.

That was nice darling. I just need to drop the kids off at the pool before we go to sleep.

by Bazzlington May 24, 2018

dropping the kids off at the pool

The act of having a large crap

Where where you?
Hell that pizza got to me,was dropping the kids off at the pool

by mathew wr August 04, 2008