Also known as C.D.U, cum dumpster, sperm spittoon, dick drain, seaman sucker, sperm sponge, jizz vessel, nut receptacle, or ejaculatory trajectory receptacle. The art or act of blatantly desiring male seminal fluid in any open orifice of the recipient.
Tim: “Dan, why the long face?”
Dan: “I thought that girl from accounting was fairly nice until I got a couple drinks in her and she turned into a cum guzzling gutter slut.”
Tim: “what do you mean?”
Dan: ”She was a total Cum Disposal Unit. Everyone got their turn in.”
Tim: “Oh I see. What sorority was she in?”
Dan: “I thought that girl from accounting was fairly nice until I got a couple drinks in her and she turned into a cum guzzling gutter slut.”
Tim: “what do you mean?”
Dan: ”She was a total Cum Disposal Unit. Everyone got their turn in.”
Tim: “Oh I see. What sorority was she in?”
by Beef_Curtain007 November 7, 2011
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Robert James: lets do the fork in the garbage disposal!, lets do the fork in the garbage disposal!
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by the_last_ak June 28, 2013
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by the men who stare at goats January 11, 2011
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to be ready or available to do something for someone with a great pleasure.
No worries dear Salwa, I am at your disposal at anytime.
If you would like me to do this work, I am at your disposal.
to be ready or available to do something for someone with a great pleasure.
No worries dear Salwa, I am at your disposal at anytime.
If you would like me to do this work, I am at your disposal.
by Sazaleen July 7, 2016
Get the at sb's disposal mug.(noun) a cum disposal unit is a man or woman used for sex then tossed aside like yesterdays mail...
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That chick/guy is a total CDU go for it!!!
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That chick/guy is a total CDU go for it!!!
by imnoodelykiwi February 25, 2011
Get the Cum Disposal Unit (CDU) mug.A kick ass song by necro, documentring how to dispose of a dead body, and the only song to be completly about disposing of a human corpse.
Let's talk about dead body disposal
My proposal take the corpse to the bathtub
And drain the blood out of the bastard
Strip ya self nude first so you don't get blood on ya new shirt
And cut the fuckin' corpse up like a butcher to meat kid
And put the pieces inside trash bags
So she'll be wreaking like a fags ass
My proposal take the corpse to the bathtub
And drain the blood out of the bastard
Strip ya self nude first so you don't get blood on ya new shirt
And cut the fuckin' corpse up like a butcher to meat kid
And put the pieces inside trash bags
So she'll be wreaking like a fags ass
by MC death December 5, 2007
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