Dave 

n. A man who is better at seducing and/or has a larger wang than other men.

Becky: OMG did you hear about that guy who tag teamed two girls in the room across the hall? I heard tham screaming cuz they couldn't handle his massive cock!

Stacy: Yea ughh i'm so jealous!!! He must be a Dave.

Dave by eternitygoth December 29, 2020

Dave 

the name given to someone who is no longer sober enough to be called by their real name.

yo man, you were so Daved last night!

Yo, fuck you daaave

I'm gettin Daved tonighttt

Dave by Dave podzy September 25, 2010

Dave 

He's a good guy, pretty short, but dark and mysterious.
He enjoys long walks on the beach; looking for that special someone
He's great at sports, and when he gets too sweaty, his big muscles shine in the light.
Even though he's small, he's great at cuddling, and will wrap you up in a blanket of his undying love and affection.
Be warned: Dave is a successful flirter. He'll make you swoon
Unfortunately, Dave is very clumsy, so almost everything is his fault.

But don't worry! When he falls because of his endearing clumsiness, you can sweep him of his feet!

you; Dave, you want some juice?
Dave; Nah i want you ;)
Dave; but juice is nice

Dave by ticked off person December 4, 2018

dave 

Smart Boy Reads Bible

Dave is nice person

dave by uhguwd February 5, 2019

Dave 

He has a wicked big schlong

Dave has a wicked big schlong

Dave by Dubsweets January 30, 2021

Dave 

Dave is a nigga

Wow Dave is such a nigga

Dave by 123jdhrehbe August 2, 2021

Dave 

Dave: the raddest dude around,can talk about stuff nuffs anything is cooler then cool acts all crazy but this kid is down with the nigga

Omg i learnt about radiation,how to be cool and stuff about how not to use the n word,and its all thanks to dave..

Dave by cuntgonewest October 21, 2010