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cunt punt

A sex technique in which one kicks a woman's vagina in an attempt to bury one's foot as deeply as possible within said vagina.
My girlfriend likes it when I give her a cunt punt, but sometimes I accidentally just kick her in the stomach, and it totally kills the mood.
by D_Dubs January 16, 2008
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cunt punt

1.) v.
A Swifty Kick In The Twat.
* {Probably Very Painful, But Not As Bad As Breaking Your Nuts}
2.) n.
Anybody Who Is Acting Like An Asshole
A Hella Smokin Chick On Myspace
Dude, come party with us and quit acting like a fucking cunt punt!
by DoReMeFuhx January 29, 2007
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cunt punt

Mary was going to hook up with Bob, but Susie cunt punted Mary, so nothing happened.
by Cade D April 11, 2006
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cunt-punt

when a girl has a foot abruptly shoved up her ass unexpectedly
by poopie'mcfey October 3, 2003
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Aural Cunt Punt

An audio-based form of orgasm induction of godly proportion, or possibly made by god himself. This rare occurrence is usually crafted by an elite squad of John Zorn wannabes, whom during a live performance create such a powerful masturbatory (see: wanker) avant-garde mayhem that it proceeds to aurally "cunt punt" any near-by fangirl into a sexually-charged screaming frenzy.
Last night I went with my best mate to be aural cunt punted by a band performing in nothing but patched Ramones underwear and Hello Kitty masks; it seemed like everyone there knew the bassist (and I mean EVERYONE), but nobody knew much of anything about the rest of the band; particularly the xylophonist, who appeared to not be there at all most of the time and was instead an absence of air lifting mallets.
by Gigi & Key January 19, 2009
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cunt punt express

When more than one person cunt punts a woman consecutively.
Did you see that woman last night we gave her the cunt punt express.
by Mr lova October 19, 2015
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nuclear cunt punt

When the girl is cumming and you shove a burning candle in her cunt cake and kick it with a steel toed boot.
Last night my wanted to try something new... so I gave her my nuclear cunt punt!
by victoria i have a atomic camel September 19, 2016
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