A sex technique in which one kicks a woman's vagina in an attempt to bury one's foot as deeply as possible within said vagina.
My girlfriend likes it when I give her a cunt punt, but sometimes I accidentally just kick her in the stomach, and it totally kills the mood.
by D_Dubs January 14, 2008
1.) v.
A Swifty Kick In The Twat.
* {Probably Very Painful, But Not As Bad As Breaking Your Nuts}
2.) n.
Anybody Who Is Acting Like An Asshole
A Hella Smokin Chick On Myspace
A Swifty Kick In The Twat.
* {Probably Very Painful, But Not As Bad As Breaking Your Nuts}
2.) n.
Anybody Who Is Acting Like An Asshole
A Hella Smokin Chick On Myspace
by DoReMeFuhx January 24, 2007
by Cade D February 25, 2006
by poopie'mcfey October 03, 2003
An audio-based form of orgasm induction of godly proportion, or possibly made by god himself. This rare occurrence is usually crafted by an elite squad of John Zorn wannabes, whom during a live performance create such a powerful masturbatory (see: wanker) avant-garde mayhem that it proceeds to aurally "cunt punt" any near-by fangirl into a sexually-charged screaming frenzy.
Last night I went with my best mate to be aural cunt punted by a band performing in nothing but patched Ramones underwear and Hello Kitty masks; it seemed like everyone there knew the bassist (and I mean EVERYONE), but nobody knew much of anything about the rest of the band; particularly the xylophonist, who appeared to not be there at all most of the time and was instead an absence of air lifting mallets.
by Gigi & Key January 20, 2009
by Mr lova September 03, 2015
When the girl is cumming and you shove a burning candle in her cunt cake and kick it with a steel toed boot.
by victoria i have a atomic camel February 12, 2016