right before you are about to cum, tell the bitch to kneel in front of a fan, then blow your load into the back of the fan and watch it spray all over that ho!
by Eddie, 47, TYO, Eazy-E January 5, 2009

by TheGreatWisdom77 December 15, 2018

by eda-skip October 13, 2021

cum-shot distance envy is the feeling short-shooters have for guys who can blow their load at least their height or farther.
A lot of my fellow cadets have cum-shot distance envy because they can't shoot their cum 7' like I can!
by eda-skip October 7, 2021

A severely over developed sperm and egg cell resulting in a part humanoid part evolutionary set back .
Can be applied to those who are completely moronic , ignorant , or just someone whos very existance pisses you off to the point that their said existance and actions have set mankind back to the cave man days ...
Can be applied to those who are completely moronic , ignorant , or just someone whos very existance pisses you off to the point that their said existance and actions have set mankind back to the cave man days ...
"That Over developed cum shot is the reason why a screw driver comes with a saftey glass warning . "
by fuckuall66 January 1, 2010

right before you are about to cum, tell the bitch to kneel in front of a fan, then blow your load into the back of the fan and watch it spray all over that ho!
by Eddie, 47, TYO, Eazy-E January 4, 2009

by EconomyCrusher February 12, 2022
