brown crepe

when you fart and it bounces between your fatty cheeks

Man your massive brown crepe just made me barf a little bit in my mouth.

by aragorn23 August 22, 2015

studly crepes

When a man eats out another man's butthole, while trying to fist them.

Oh man he just Studly Crepes that dude!

by Arkaos August 02, 2014

Gold Dollar Crepe

This is an utmost act that you will not find in the Kama Sutra. To those who know what a Cleveland Steamer is or the more advanced Cincinnati Steamer, the Gold Dollar Crepe takes crappy jokes to a new level. A Gold Dollar Crepe is when you are relaxed and laying down. A young child in diapers or pullups has not been freshly changed climbs up to your head and repeatedly sits in a bouncing motion on your face or head.

"Daddy is taking a nap, go wake him up with a Gold Dollar Crepe"

by Pharaoh Fluid July 07, 2017

crepe it up

(v) to make something sweet; say crepe it up to the max if you want type 2 diabetes.

Donald: Quack quack quack quack quack(ugh mickey the goddamn breads are fucking bland. gimme the sugar, imma crepe it up to the max)
Mickey: squeak sqeauk, sqeauk(hell fucking no, bitch)

by ZeOtaku December 19, 2014

Hawaiian Crepe

A. A pineapple baloney crepe garnished with Wasabi

B. Undisclosed sex position

A . Excuse me maam , can i order a Hawaiian Crepe?

B. Stop calling me vanilla, I showed you my Hawaiian Crepe!

by TheSilenceWillFall January 01, 2022

crepe myrtle

Creeper that stares at a chick with a glazed over,"I'm so happy to see you" mouth open look that you think he is a turtle getting sun.

Jen, did you see Harold gawk at you when you dropped. Your keys?
Yeah....total crepe myrtle. ...ewwww.

by beelee mi-rz December 24, 2013

crepe paper

type of thin paper generaly known for being streamers

i will use crepe paper streamers for the party.

by crepeper April 01, 2017