coop

when you get a stinky ass fart and you cup it in your hand and throw it in someone's face.

I just cooped Millers mom.

by Raymond Johnson May 21, 2005

coop

a dirty peado that calls girls using the words 'hunni' and 'babe' in a slimey tone. he looks like a potatoe, but somehow can get a g/f =S.. this is one of lifes mysteries. He likes to talk about the size of his tool/monster/dong .. (he has a wide variety of words).. but his favourite hobby is asking ladies the size of their boobs.

eww don't touch me you dirty coop

no i downt want to know how big your 'monster' is you slimey coop

by baz__x March 24, 2008

Cooping

When your in the bathroom at someones house, or you know you are going to take a loud furious dump,. it is the act of coughing to cover up a poop.
Cough + Pooping = Cooping

"Tia! you might as well give that up, I can hear you cooping from the living room!"

by Atia Breen January 12, 2009

coop

stands for "cock out of place" Self explanatory, used when you need to make an "adjustment" in your pants

- dude, why are you scratching yourself so much?

- i cant help it man, i got the coop over here

by Myspace Joe July 30, 2008

coop

meaning slow or stupid

“Dude, I just tried to get cookies out of the oven with no oven mit and I got burned”
“What? Yo, you coop for that one”

by thatonesouthern November 26, 2019

Cooped

when someone gets insanely drunk from a red cup full of vodka

" I am about to get cooped tonight"

by yuknia February 11, 2010

coops

unfaithful man, believes he can do what he wants with whom ever he chooses! typical 'married for the kids sake' situation!
usually found in his local watering hole with a bottle of becks in one hand and his phone in the other! ready to take ur number, or to answer to the nagging mrs!
BEWARE - you'll sucked in before u can run! a real heartbreaker!

watch him - hes a real COOPS

by househelp August 19, 2008