The universal scientific law which states that for every ass-eater, there must be an accompanying ass-eatee to maintain the balance between both sides of the ass-eating spectrum. For every person who claims to be both, there must also exist a person that claims to be neither. Similar to Newton’s Law of Equal and Opposite Reactions.
Person 1: Dude I absolutely love eating ass, what about you?
Person 2: Actually, I enjoy getting my ass eaten, which means the two of us successfully satisfy the Law of Ass Eating Conservation
Person 2: Actually, I enjoy getting my ass eaten, which means the two of us successfully satisfy the Law of Ass Eating Conservation
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by Mr Tree October 18, 2008
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"What the hell is this!? This isn't anime! It's not even Japanese!"
"What is this madness!? Why don't they just stick to what they're good at!?"
"Wow. You guys are acting like such an Anime Conservatives."
"What is this madness!? Why don't they just stick to what they're good at!?"
"Wow. You guys are acting like such an Anime Conservatives."
by Karashou May 31, 2016
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A typical ice cream conservation at a café:
Lover 1: I love this choco sauce!
Lover 2: Me too! We got a lot things in common! I love you!
Lover 1: I love this choco sauce!
Lover 2: Me too! We got a lot things in common! I love you!
by krimzon rox July 6, 2010
Get the ice cream conservation mug.Analogous to the Law of Conservation of Energy, Conservation of Racism states that the total racism of an isolated system remains constant; it is said to be constant over time. This law means that racism can neither be created nor destroyed; rather, it can only be transformed or transferred from one form to another.
Student 1: paraphrase of Ibram Kendi, "Racism didn't go way after civil-rights act was passed. It just became more complex."
Student 2: That's the belief of the Law of Conservation of Racism.
Student 2: That's the belief of the Law of Conservation of Racism.
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"The only thing worse than those damned hippies are the conservationalisties. They're like hippies on steroids."
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