A man or pick me girl who believes they know the ins and outs of vaginas. Pick me girl: a girl whose sole purpose is to attract the attention of men; she’d do absolutely anything. All of her attempts usually come off cringy because she bashes other women to uplift herself .
Coochie connoisseur: Men will tell you how your vagina is supposed to look, feel, and smell. If it doesn’t live up to their unrealistic, never-seen-one expectations then they’ll bash it. These men decided whose coochie is good and whose isn’t based off of porn; they can literally have medical doctors in their face, telling them that their dream-coochie is unrealistic and they’ll ignore it and chalk it up to 2022 liberal softies.
Coochie connoisseur: Men will tell you how your vagina is supposed to look, feel, and smell. If it doesn’t live up to their unrealistic, never-seen-one expectations then they’ll bash it. These men decided whose coochie is good and whose isn’t based off of porn; they can literally have medical doctors in their face, telling them that their dream-coochie is unrealistic and they’ll ignore it and chalk it up to 2022 liberal softies.
Girl: did you see Brad’s TikTok ?
Girl 2: sadly, I did. He’s such a coochie connoisseur.
Girl: I know; as long as it’s clean, other men will eat it.
Girl 2: exactly !! That’s how I know he’s never seen a real pussy; only pornos for that misogynist.
Girl 2: sadly, I did. He’s such a coochie connoisseur.
Girl: I know; as long as it’s clean, other men will eat it.
Girl 2: exactly !! That’s how I know he’s never seen a real pussy; only pornos for that misogynist.
by Hardcoreleftleaningliberal July 4, 2022
As a lyrical connoisseur, you possess a deep appreciation and understanding of lyrics. You go beyond enjoying the melody, analyzing their meaning, symbolism, and wordplay. Your passion for lyrics allows you to recognize and appreciate the artistry behind well-crafted verses.
"As a lyrical connoisseur, you have a profound understanding of the intricate beauty and hidden depths of song lyrics."
by handkoo June 17, 2023
by Popcycle007 June 12, 2023
A connoisseur is not someone who can eloquently describe a certain taste, but someone who has developed very specific preferred tastes.
After a hard day, the connoisseur leaned back to enjoy a piece of locally-produced, bean-to-bar chocolate, thinking "Damn, this is the best chocolate I’ve ever tasted!
by the_donkeyrider January 28, 2018
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