Confidence Poo

A near perfect game in the toilet arena. A confidence poo is where one is so confident that the poo they have just created does not even need a single wipe with toilet paper that one simply stands up and pulls their pants back on.

a: "Man that was a quick toilet trip, I thought you said you went number 2?"
b: "Yeah, of late i've had great consistency and so I was certain I didnt have to wipe. I just pulled my pants up and walked right out of there"
a: "Oh wow was that your first confidence poo?"

by qwerty29 March 12, 2014

confidence interval

(STATISTICS) a range of values for which you are x percent confident contains the correct answer. Answers to a statistical question which are ranged from the lowest likely value to the highest; answers outside of this range are highly unlikely.

Presupposes that you are estimating a value based on sample data, and the sample data has a genuinely random variance.

Usually the confidence interval is for a 95% confidence, meaning there is only a 5% probability that the true value is OUTSIDE the interval.

ANNA: I've been driving your car for about a month.

JAMES: And what you think is the MPG?

ANNA: It's probably about 25 MPG, with a 95% confidence interval of 19.5 to 32 MPG.

JAMES: Holy cow! Any Prussians in your family tree?

by Abu Yahya April 23, 2010

confidence boost

Confidence boost is when a really shy person gets really confident and doesn't care about any consequences of any actions, it always lasts for a day or two. Later the person regrets it.

Jill - Didn't Joe use to be the quietest kid in school? Why is he suddenly so confident now?
Dan - I think he got a confidence boost
Jill - Oh....This better end well

by The biggest Grammar Nazi December 12, 2015

Confidence overflow

Girls who think they all that but really aren't.

Someone thinking highly of his/her self....

Under confidence overflow

by MissSarcastic January 10, 2014

Confidence overflow

Girls who think they all that but really aren't.

Someone thinking highly of his/her self....

Under confidence overflow

by MissSarcastic January 10, 2014

Confidence Waffle

A person who stumbles to defeat due to their lack of confidence.

John was such a confidence waffle at the bar, he didn't talk to anyone.

by Random22222 June 2, 2017

confidence shot

When you need to boost your confidence for any reason, so you take a few shots of your alcohol of preference. Get yourself into that good, happy feeling.

He just told me he took a few confidence shots backstage. No way he'd have the balls to sing in front of this many people otherwise.

I want to go talk to that girl over there but I don't know what to say. Dude just take a few confidence and you'll be fine.

by cannorris April 25, 2017