Compushitting

Using the computer while at the same time taking a shit.

Because of his compushitting ability, John was able to write his english paper while taking a shit before class.

by hoffmonkey2 April 15, 2009

computicles

(Noun) 1. A computer's testicles 2. The most vulnerable place on a computer 3. A good thing to grab while yelling "Listen you pile of transistors. Either you play that MP3 that I downloaded legally from iTunes on a different computer or I will grab you by the computicles and throw you out the fucking window and replace you with a turntable! I'VE BEEN WANTING TO GO BACK TO VINYL!!!!"

Listen you pile of transistors. Either you play that MP3 that I downloaded legally from iTunes on a different computer or I will grab you by the computicles and throw you out the fucking window and replace you with a turntable! I'VE BEEN WANTING TO GO BACK TO VINYL!!!!

by ramon_omar August 6, 2010

COMPETITIVE HUMILITY

The particular brand of humility practiced by the faithful in an attempt to prove themselves more pious than anyone else.

John was always playing the competitive humility game. He always had to one up how humble someone else pretended to be.

by Mars28 December 24, 2014

computatrumasaurus

a person whose diet consists of only computers

urgh burg youre such a computatrumasaurus

by squares pears am i right? May 10, 2022

To Computize

To do anything on a computer.

I computized my essay yesterday.
I like to computize with my friends.
I computized a product from Best Buy, and now it will be shipped to my home.

by Big Man Mac March 16, 2008

non-competition object show

A type of an object show that don't focus on competition, just on the adventures of objects.

We need more non-competition object shows! Nobody needs more competition object shows!

by Ryan900USAYT September 24, 2023

competitive

1. Of, involving, or determined by competition: competitive games. 2. Liking competition or inclined to compete: a highly competitive sales representative. 3. Biochemistry. Relating to the inhibition of enzyme activity that results from the reversible combination of an enzyme with an alternate compound and prevents normal substrate binding. –com·peti·tive·ly adv. –com·peti·tive·ness n.

They are very competitive.

by KawaiiAnime November 26, 2003