Colin is just such a dad. He is so kind and you can give him high fives and sometimes he will accept you and tell you that you are not as annoying as yesterday. He prefers fake syrup on his pancakes over real syrup. Also don’t leave him in the trunk for too long because he is too large to not die. He loves pickles and writing stories about pencils and how they hate breaking and losing their lead. He likes to throw shade at girls who like ostriches and he does not like pineapple on his pizza.
Hey, that kid Colin is so big I could cry.

Yo Colin put on shoes it’s showing.

Pls let go of the squirrel Colin.
by Happinesshither May 7, 2019
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A very intelligent young male/female of Greek descent. Their ego can be incredible at times, but deep down they are a good and loyal person. Usually quite talented at acrobatics, but not at card games, such as poker.

Coming from the Celtic or Greek "Colin", which means "youth" or "child".
"he's intelligent, but he sure sucks ass at poker"
"yeah, what a colin"
by XY2009 February 7, 2010
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One who always initiates texting in a friendship/relationship.
That person is so on top of their texting. They're a real Colin to all their friends.
by dynamogirl April 20, 2011
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Closet homosexual who dates girls but watches gay porn and dreams of getting fuck in the ass
He acts gay like Colin.
by It’s true bitches October 25, 2018
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The saddest person that you'll ever see in your whole life. The only thing that bring him happiness is video games and food. The negative outcome to any action will result in a high pit scream.
Game: you died

Colin: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by That Really Depressed Kid October 31, 2019
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Will shit pants on command. Semi funny and loves fudge rounds. Athletic, tall, and mainly ugly. Is known to simp over girls whose name starts with H. proceed with caution if you ever meet a colin.
wow that Colin smells bad
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