Coitus Coach

An alternative to 'fuckbuddy'. Two people who share purely physical relations.

Danny : Have you heard about Joe?! He's dating Alice!
Adie : Nah man. He's just her coitus coach.

by Gdog. August 28, 2009

coitus interuptus

Noun; name: A person who is renouned for consistantly cock blocking. The proper way of calling someone a cock blocker.

Well, Suzie and I were hitting it off nicely until coitus interuptus walked in and wouldn't go away!

by Houston JC July 8, 2009

Coitus Mysterioso

Drunken sexual encounter where coitus may or may not have occurred.

Charlie thinks he had sex with this girl a few weeks ago, and she was begging for it, but he's never had sex with her before, or after, so for now it's classified as a case of coitus mysterioso.

by rhythmshadow April 17, 2008

Coitus Superiorisis

A condition resulting in abnormal, immature, and infantile behavior mixed with agoraphobia, homosexuality, unnatural parental attachment, failure to launch, pornography addiction, religious piousness, low self-esteem, and inferiority.

Person 1: Yo, did you hear that he was diagnosed with Coitus Superiorisis?!
Person 2: Yeah, we all saw that coming.

by Ramphex February 19, 2019

coitus interruptus

The title given to any person with the uncanny knack for accidentally interrupting folks having sex, generally right before they climax. The type of interruption can range from a phone call to a 'surprise' visit and entails multiple 'incidents' over an extended period of time.

Wife: "OHH F&^K... Just like that, baby!"

Kid K, popping up beside of the bed: "HEY GUYS! What are y'all doing? I wanna play, too!"

Husband to Kid K: "Get out of here! No you can't play with us but if you get out, I'll be out there in just a minute!"

Wife: "Crap... Another orgasm foiled by our little 'coitus interruptus'..."

by TaTa Bondage December 16, 2010

Coitus Concerto

a violin technique/ sex move utilized in the motion picture "The Red Violin." This technique can only be mastered by the highest virtuoso in which you have sex and play violin at the same time. Use of a fermata ensures long sustained orgasm on the last note.

A: what were you to doing in the bass closet?
B: Coitus Concerto
A:Yeah, I had her wet at molto expressivo presto.

by Satou Minatsuki May 20, 2012

Coitus Coalition

A group of friends whose sole purpose is to get one of their friends laid.

Chris: Jeeze, Adam hasn't had sex in a while
Josh: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Gabe: Could you mean?
Josh: Yes, we need to form a coitus coalition.

by Lostboy08 October 20, 2012