An ugly and/or fat girl or gameless dude who, out of lonliness or possibly sheer contempt keep others from achieving sexual satisfaction with a chosen partner.
by Jorge Rodriguez Santos de la Cocina July 23, 2004
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You do not want this fat ugly man yet he tries to raise hell between you and your boyfriends or guys you talk to.
He's the ultimate cockblocking hater who's mad he couldnt get laid if his life depended on it and needs to go the hell away.
You do not want this fat ugly man yet he tries to raise hell between you and your boyfriends or guys you talk to.
He's the ultimate cockblocking hater who's mad he couldnt get laid if his life depended on it and needs to go the hell away.
by not your girlfriend January 28, 2009
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when you are excited about getting a girl who you really like and a stupid dumbfuck fucks it up for you!
by Texas Tech guy who got cockblocked November 12, 2004
Get the cockblocker mug.The less attractive of the two. She'll ruin your approach, flow, and groove. She will stand in the way of you making your move. Insert your best friend to run interference for a couple of plays. Get some and then break up with the girl saying that you don't want to see her anymore because of her annoying friend. Problem becomes solution.
John blocked the cockblocker so I could knock it with Cheryl. John ditched the cockblocked after eating all the candy bars that she had in her purse. I got laid and then broke up their friendship (for her own good) and now it's Saturday.
by Christopher Handsome March 28, 2003
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cockblockers come in many different forms. Such as the one upper, the show off, the moneybags, the never ending bullshitter and the man with the stuff.
ex "dude! why you gotta bring up old shit. i was totally about to hit that. you're such a cockblocker"
ex "i was totally about to bone my girlfriend, and then Nathan showed up and she said there was no way"
cockblockers come in many different forms. Such as the one upper, the show off, the moneybags, the never ending bullshitter and the man with the stuff.
ex "dude! why you gotta bring up old shit. i was totally about to hit that. you're such a cockblocker"
ex "i was totally about to bone my girlfriend, and then Nathan showed up and she said there was no way"
by the DanL March 17, 2010
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Get the Cockblocker mug.christian walks into rebeccas room while rebecca and andy are trying to get it on.
he asks "rebecca do u have any cheesepuffs in your magical fridge of hope and wonder?"
rebecca says "uhh...noo"
and andy says "dude! stop being a cock blocker!"
christian get mad because andy called him a cockblocker and he couldnt get his dangg cheese puffs.
he asks "rebecca do u have any cheesepuffs in your magical fridge of hope and wonder?"
rebecca says "uhh...noo"
and andy says "dude! stop being a cock blocker!"
christian get mad because andy called him a cockblocker and he couldnt get his dangg cheese puffs.
by kelly,krystine&bridgette January 8, 2009
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