Cock rock

The little yellow or white rock found by the tip of the Penis cap, only found in a subset of the population usually circumcised peoples. Scientific name Smegma.
A painful thing to remove, is often from a collection of substances that are in contact with the groin accumulating in a single spot becoming solid and rough. Unlike periods most of the time it needs to be pulled out manually.
Girls "You will never understand what its like to have a period!"
Guy "Have you ever had a cock rock before?"
by Дecca September 10, 2023
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Cock Rocks

When a male gets kidney stones and has to pass solid stones out of their cock.
These kidney stones sure are painful. I really gotta finish passing these cock rocks.
by Cabgtv December 02, 2020
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cock rock

look at that cock rock
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Cock rocks

A game thats played with friends that involves sliding poprocks candy into the urethra of the players and then having a circle jerk. the first one to nut will feel immense pain once the cum reaches the rocks and sets them off. The Last to survive wins.
by Vladcyka November 29, 2019
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Cock Rock Buttcheek

To slide ones penis between the butt cheeks.
Dude I totally cock rock buttcheeked that bitch last night.
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it will obliterate you in .5 seconsd
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rayan: no i have not what is this product
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