hypnotizing chickens

Military and government jargon: The process of developing PowerPoint slides and other media that will induce coma in the audience.

"The news media sessions often last 25 minutes, with 5 minutes left at the end for questions from anyone still awake. Those types of PowerPoint presentations...are known as “hypnotizing chickens.” "

(New York Times, 4/27/10)

by Four Iron Feet April 27, 2010

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Excitement of chickens

An excitement of chickens is the term used by chicken lovers to describe a group of three or more chickens.

See’s a group of chickens

“OMG look at that excitement of chickens”

by QueenKOT May 29, 2018

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Chickenskin

Refers to a man's scrotum, or nutsack, especially if all the hair has been removed

Dude, you should really try shaving your balls. I showed Marge the ol' chickenskin last night, and she went down on me like a hog rootin for a grubworm!

by MightyT June 23, 2010

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chickenarian

A person who prefers to eat chicken more than other type of red or white meat (eg. more than beef, pork, venison). Either exclusively or mainly chickenarian.

Linda doesn't like steak as it gets stuck in her teeth, and she thinks ham is fattening.

So I guess she's a chickenarian?
I suppose so.

Does she like fish?

Who cares?

by Chickenarian October 22, 2014

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