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Dirt Clod

(n) - A female one pursues at a club, bar, and or post office etc. with the intent of sexual pleasure.
“Yo - how’s COVID been treating you?” “Man - I’ve been tossing dirt clods like it's my fucking job.”
by DirtClodLife October 5, 2020
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insensitive clod

Someone who makes a seemingly innocent remark but still offends somebody.

Originated in "Calvin & Hobbes 14-02-1986" and is a widespread humorous response to a comment on slashdot.org
Comment: If the Windows emulator for Linux is Wine, I guess the Mac emulator for Linux would be Mace?

Response: It's a "compatibility layer", you insensitive clod!
by Verlorenes Metallgeld August 11, 2008
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durf clod

Durf Clod: Similar to dingleberries but found in the durf region. Commonly occurs when you wipe from back to front.
1. While manscaping, my razor suddenly jammed full of durf clods.
by Chuck Norris the 3rd December 2, 2007
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jon clod van damn

while receiving head, wrap ur legs around her neck causing her to suficate and pass out, later waking up with a mouthful of semen
he wanted to give her a surprise for her birthday and needed time so he kkocked her out with a jon clod van damn
by maxir colona June 12, 2009
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Dirt Clod

(n.) - A conservative who appears hard but crumbles under the slightest pressure of actual facts or opinions that differ from their own. Can be reformed by dousing with cheap American beer and allowing them to dry out. Also fun to throw against the walls they build to see them break apart. (Antonym: Snowflake)

Note: Not to be confused with actual thinking conservatives or republicans who can hear other's opinions without losing their minds because they understand how democracy works.
Did you see those Trump supporters punch the protester at the rally? Dude was just wearing a Love Trumps Hate shirt and he got hit by a Dirt Clod.
by Chiron el Maestro January 22, 2017
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by [ass] November 23, 2021
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tax clode

A kind of blusion where accounts are grapolated, which provides many advantages in terms of dergents and patrants, but a tax cloded account cannot receive glarded funds without an inoppolity certificate
I need to know if the fund is glarded, since my account in in a tax clode.

A certificate of inoppolity is required when transferring glarded funds to a tax cloded account.
by T.W.B March 20, 2021
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