cheesus

the 5th form of a ssj. so ridiculous they decided to involve cheese with the name

some ssj4 guy: well now im gonna go cheesus!
evil dude: what?
some ssj4 guy: ahhhhurrrrahhhhurrahhhh!!!!fuck!!
evil dude: im gonna go make a sandwich..

by goldenboy213243224545233 July 22, 2009

Louise Cheesus

Louise Cheesus is a god who makes everyone pray to her and she is likely super fruity and evil.

Nellie: Have you recently praised our cheesy god , Louise Cheesus
Ben: No I have not recently praised our cheesy god

by Yeeting goats again August 10, 2021

Baby Cheesus

Those small cheese wheels that are always wrapped in red plastic. When one is talking nativitorily it is common to mishear, and bring baby cheesus rather than the more appropriate baby Jesus.

"Hey man the nativity is starting do you have the baby Jesus?"
"Why of course." *pulls out packet of Baby Cheesus*
"What the heck is that?"
*confusion* "The baby cheesus you asked for"
*facepalm* "I said BABY JESUS"

by The Range July 19, 2022

Cheesus

Cheesus is our Grate lord. He summons cheese down from the heavens. This can also be used as an exclamation.

"Thank Cheesus. it's raining cheese!"

by WizzardLord September 4, 2021

Cheesus

A holly horny person that has a lot of knowledge about mozarella and meme refrerences

Students at the hospital :
-after penetrating the tube, the liquid comes out
- that was she said EEEEEEEEeeeeeeEeeeeeeEEEEEE

-Deamn ismail najimi, u r such a cheesus

by oXXilya December 25, 2018

Cheesus Cult

A cult full of foolish people who believe in Cheesus and cheese supremacy. They are constantly at war with the epic ARSON cult.

Hey man, let's go bully a Cheesus Cult member today!

by WARONCHEESE January 21, 2021

Cheesus

Cheesus is a all omnipotent omniscient and omnibeneverlent being of pure cheese who answers all you cheese prayers

Are you worried about cheese no I talked to cheesus

by Alistair_or_not February 14, 2022