Cheesus

Cheesus is a all omnipotent omniscient and omnibeneverlent being of pure cheese who answers all you cheese prayers

Are you worried about cheese no I talked to cheesus

by Alistair_or_not February 14, 2022

cheesus

the 5th form of a ssj. so ridiculous they decided to involve cheese with the name

some ssj4 guy: well now im gonna go cheesus!
evil dude: what?
some ssj4 guy: ahhhhurrrrahhhhurrahhhh!!!!fuck!!
evil dude: im gonna go make a sandwich..

by goldenboy213243224545233 July 22, 2009

melted cheesus

a picture of jesus made out of melted cheese. usually on toast or if your crazy, crackers!

girl: WOW you made a meted cheesus!

boy: You got so much foudation on girl, you look loike a melted cheesus.

by toast <3 x May 06, 2011

Grilled Cheesus

Its just Jesus Christ but in Grilled Cheese

Hey do you want a Grilled Cheesus?

by Xeno Morphio October 09, 2023

Cheesus Day

A day which takes place on October 14th called Cheesus Day to commemorate Cheesus

“Did you know it’s cheesus day today?”

Damn bro let’s celebrate

by kiraqueendaisanobakudan October 15, 2021

Baby Cheesus

Those small cheese wheels that are always wrapped in red plastic. When one is talking nativitorily it is common to mishear, and bring baby cheesus rather than the more appropriate baby Jesus.

"Hey man the nativity is starting do you have the baby Jesus?"
"Why of course." *pulls out packet of Baby Cheesus*
"What the heck is that?"
*confusion* "The baby cheesus you asked for"
*facepalm* "I said BABY JESUS"

by The Range July 20, 2022

Cheesus Christ

Basically just something that a random dude invented to make fun of Jesus Christ. His favourite food was cheese.

Person 1: Hey man, do you like Jesus?
Person 2: I don't like him.
Person 1: You don't like every religion's go-
Person 2: I like Cheesus.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Cheesus Christ, Our Lord And Saviour. I Wish I Could Devour Him
Person 1: now that's just going to far man

by bingula June 17, 2023