Golly Whoppers

An exclamation of shock or surprise. Similar to "Golly Gosh" or "Oh my days".

Golly whoppers that's big!
She sat on his face?! Golly whoppers!

by Daff75020 February 10, 2008

Golly Whopper

A penis that, when presented in the *whop form to an audience of one or more, evokes a "gollllly!"

*zip, *WHOP. *silver ware and dishes on table rattle
Elle May: "GOLLLLLLEEE!"
Guy: I know.



Crocodile Dundee: "That ain't a golly whoppa, thIS is a golly whoppa!"


golly whopper

by BKgolleewhopper April 17, 2009

Golly Molly

A fucking retarded saying, mostly used by old old OLD people, or people that are just plain gay =)

T.: Look at her ass!
B.: Golly Molly! Your right!
R.: Wow, B., your fucking gay.

by Sessee August 15, 2007

Golly Whiz!

Expression of excitment

"Golly Whiz!, I can't wait to see you this week!"
"Golly Whiz!, this cereal sure tastes great!

by berglerr December 5, 2010

Golly Jonka

Referred to as the Willy Wonka of JaggerFiggots, JaggerFiggots being salty chocolate balls (chocolate covered pretzel balls). He is also the chocolate king, and a pimp.

Why don't we go to G.H.O.J. to get some JaggerFiggots and see the best fucking guy EVER, Golly Jonka.

by Golly Jonka January 31, 2010

Golly Gee Wilikers

1. Expression used to show amazement. Mainly from the beginning to middle of the 20th century, used today as a joke and when around old and/or religious people who would probably take away your share of the will if "holy fuck" or such was used.
2. A sexual position whereas the female bends over to the front, touches her toes and the man unpredictably comes up from behind to commence the fucking whilst the surprised female exclaims "Golly Gee Wilikers!"

1. You have cancer grandpa? Holy F-.. Golly Gee Wilikers!!!
2. You're looking lovely tonight my dear. What you say to a Golly Gee Wilikers?

by The Sandman March 2, 2004

golly gosh gumdrops

Another way for saying you are surprised

GOLLY GOSH GUMDROPS you scared me

by UnlikelyMoon November 7, 2018