floating the bullfrog

floating the bullfrog - the ever soothing act of your buoyant balls afloat a body of water.

History...just a funny saying that I heard once about 30 years ago and never again since..unless said by me. Just funny imagery I guess.

-My me-time is often spent floating the bullfrog in the bathtub.

- Vacationing on the lake and floating the bullfrog brings back fond memories

by Bungee Minor July 6, 2017

maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped

A weird saying that your southern relative said to you once. People speculate is has the same kind of meaning as: maybe is a strong word, maybe if the starving children had food they wouldn’t starve. But it seems to be said all country-like and it’s strange now.

Relative: Maybe If A Bullfrog Had Wings It Wouldn’t Hit Its Butt When It Jumped.
You: (Visible confusion)
Relative: maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped
You: Wtf
Relative: MAYB-
You: STOP
Relative: maybe is a strong word

by Dedatedwam February 26, 2021

Mexican Bullfrog

a sexual act where you are on top of the girl whilst she is in a "frog" position. she jumps around on the floor and you have to see how long you can stay on for.

alex: Hey steve, get ash and jake over here, I totally mexican bullfrogged my girlfriend lastnight lasted about 50 seconds!

by ash steve jake alex March 5, 2011

Bullfrogging

A type of kiss where Person A covers the Person B's mouth with their own, and Person B blows into their mouth. If you do it enough, you'll feel a sensation like being high.

John was up all night bullfrogging with his girlfriend, so he slept through his exams.

by GoddessFreya December 12, 2009

Bullfrog of War

Generally means when some dirty bastard near you is farting like a champion means he is having an attack of the bull frog of war...

Also known as the Killer Bullfrog of War depending if you follow through or not.

Ma Ew - Man, my farts fuckin stink

Chri Chan - you might want to try and tame that bull frog of war before it turns into a killer...

by Chri Chan June 13, 2004

furry bullfrog

to stuff your unshaved testicles in a womans unshaved vagina and let your penis lay flat on her large bush and then flex your sphincter muscles to make your dick hop up and down like a frog

last night i got bored with my wife so i gave her a furry bullfrog

by nitznluddy October 21, 2011

Bullfrogging

When a man pulls the foreskin over his penis and pees filling his membrane with urine and suddenly releases it over another persons face. A kin to a bullfrog.

Dude, I bullfrogging all over her face!

by PepsiKola July 24, 2011