Bezos

The combination of the terms Bitches and Hoes signifying the highest of quality.

Jeff asks his boy Tyrel, “So we fuckin wit these Bezos tonight?”

Tyrel responds, “Fuck yea, what club we hittin?”

by KJcreative January 31, 2022

Jeff Bezoed

When your cat gets scared and jumps so high in the air he could have spent 3 minutes in space.

I had a bad leg cramp which caused me to move my leg as my cat walked by and he Jeff Bezoed.

by 1998F150 September 16, 2021

Big like Bezos

When something is of a large size like Jeff Bezos' wealth.

"Yo that truck is big like Bezos my dude!"

by Mattshe99 May 14, 2022

Papa Bezos

A hot guy who owns an online store

"I bought something from Papa Bezos today"

by anonymous July 26, 2022

Jeff Bezos

When someone such as your friend acts like they have the holy tier answers to life like they are jeff bezos but they don’t.

Friend 1: Shit it’s good I got this life shit figured tf out asf
Friend 2: Nigga why u being so jeff bezos like we don’t all know your microwave has no plate

by Mista chief January 8, 2021

Bezo

A Bezo is a type of person that puts an astonishingly unneeded amount of effort into winning in a video game.

FortniteKid69: “I can’t believe we lost. That kid was so sweaty”
TimmyOn30FPS: “Bezo activity tbh”

by koopii November 9, 2022

Jose Bezos

When your friend scams you out of your own money.

Friend: yo bro what happened to your money?

You: jose Bezos scammed me bro

by josebezos July 26, 2022