Bezos

1 Bezos is = to the amount of theft and exploitation it takes to build a rocket and go to space for a little while.

They had to rip us off for at least 100 Bezos to get that tourist to the moon.

by Elusive Muse July 20, 2021

Bezos' Syndrome

A condition where an employer tricks you into loving your job or just feeling good for working where you work, either because the pay is good, your workplace looks nice or just because it's a well known company, despite it being shit and basically slavery.

- What do you do for a living?
- I work for Amazon as a customer service operator! I get to put my shirt on, work in a fancy building, use my keycard... I know that I work for 10 hours a day and I'm yelled at by Karens on the phone all day, but the pay is good and we even have PS5's in our break room...
- Oh brother, another pussy suffering from Bezos' Syndrome.

by DruggedBabyPenguin August 2, 2021

Joof Bezos

The most rich and evil version of Joof possible

Jeff: Joof Bezos is rich and everyone loves him.

by Joofus August 18, 2021

Jess Bezos

Richer than Jeff Bezos, no doubt!

Jess Bezos is in town!

by Allzza August 20, 2021

Johng bezos

a famous wealthy person who is very stupid. This character is fictional and is created by kk.

Johng bezos is my IQ friend

by kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk9.0 March 7, 2023

Bezos

(Spanglish) said to another when you wish to send them "very rich kisses"

Thank you for that all you've done for the community! Bezos!

by Scrappy Ky October 27, 2023

Bezos

Another word for giving head, also known as oral sex. This term originated from Jeff Bezos’ giant and bald head, and is used in many popular songs and memes.

All I want from you right now is some good bezos.

by 🐺 November 4, 2023