Jose Bezos

When your friend scams you out of your own money.

Friend: yo bro what happened to your money?

You: jose Bezos scammed me bro

by josebezos July 26, 2022

Bezos paradox

The term Bezos paradox is used to describe a relationship of two or more people where one must suffer for the other(s) to be happy

"I heard that cambodian child working in that factory is not having a great time"
"But i saw Jeff Bezos happy earlier, think that has something to do with the Bezos paradox"

by Somebody382 October 28, 2021

Bezos

(Spanglish) said to another when you wish to send them "very rich kisses"

Thank you for that all you've done for the community! Bezos!

by Scrappy Ky October 27, 2023

Bezo

A Bezo is a type of person that puts an astonishingly unneeded amount of effort into winning in a video game.

FortniteKid69: “I can’t believe we lost. That kid was so sweaty”
TimmyOn30FPS: “Bezo activity tbh”

by koopii November 9, 2022

Gossamer Are Jeffrey Preston Bezos

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Gossamer Are Jeffrey Preston Bezos

by Abreathofaversaillian March 1, 2025

Jess Bezos

Richer than Jeff Bezos, no doubt!

Jess Bezos is in town!

by Allzza August 20, 2021

Bezos Bomb

A Gatorade or other plastic bottle filled with piss.

Typically used by Amazon factory workers and delivery drivers when bathroom breaks are severely restricted.

Worker 1: "Man, I really need to use the bathroom. But my manager said I used my one bathroom break for the day."

Worker 2: "Dude, just make a Bezos Bomb."

by Slippin' Jimmy 1960 April 10, 2025