Eye Bacon

Something pleasing to the eye, typically a member of the opposite sex. Because everyone loves bacon.

"Damn, there goes a couple strips of eye bacon"

by advocatusdiablo March 4, 2009

Baconarian

Noun) A strict vegan/vegetarian in every sense, except he/she also consumes bacon.

- Canadian bacon DOES NOT count

Baconarianism is the practice of a diet that includes bacon but not the flesh of other animals. A baconarianism diet shares all of its components with a vegetarian diet and includes vegetables, fruit, nuts, grains, beans, eggs, and dairy, but unlike a vegetarian diet also includes bacon.

P1) I would love to be a vegetarian, but I don't think I could give up bacon.

P2) You should try to become baconarian.

P1) What is that?

P2) A strict vegetarian that also eats bacon

by Woobilly Beall August 28, 2012

whap my bacon on her face

1. (Scottish Slang) The deploarble act of savagely placing ones penis on someones face.

"I noticed your maw was asleep and decided to sneakily whap my bacon on her face."

by TheGayMaker January 5, 2008

unexplained bacon

Bacon of mysterious origin. First seen in a Simpsons episode.

Mmmmm... Unexplained bacon.

by unexplained bacon May 14, 2003

baconboul

the concept of time itself

what time is it?

"baconboul"

by zen_ March 27, 2021

bacon weave

interlaced strands of thin sliced hog meat, salted and dried or smoked, and then fried, in a pattern to form a layered structure that is also edible.

Kevin was eating a bacon weave for lunch.. Chris was worried because bacon weaves can lead to cardiac arrest.

by C Wiggles January 29, 2009

Bacon Dispenser

A machine commonly found in restrooms which (according to its pictographs) is a dispenser of delicious cooked pork product. Unfortunately, a working model has never been encountered, as when the button is pressed, the machine only emits hot air out of what should be the bacon spout.

"I wish somebody would fix this bacon dispenser because I sure am hungry!"

by KilleR R0b0T February 16, 2010