A very sexually active person that is always smoking marijuana. His dick tends to be larger than most and that is the reason he is sexually active a lot. People look at a Brendan and wish they were him. His looks, courtesy and of course, his sex drive is the reason that women just want to make love with him.
Can also mean somebody with the above traits.
Can also mean somebody with the above traits.
Girl 1: Oh my god! Is that Brendan?
Girl 2: I hope so...I really want his love stick inside of me
Girl 1: No he's mine
Girl 2: He's mine
Girl 3: He's mine!
etc
Guy 1: Look at that brendan.
Guy 2: Fuck him dude. Just because his dick is larger than ours it means we don't get chicks.
Guy 1: I wish I was him.
Guy 2: Ewww you fag.
*Guy 1 walks away*
Guy 2: Yeaaa.... I actually wish I was him
Girl 2: I hope so...I really want his love stick inside of me
Girl 1: No he's mine
Girl 2: He's mine
Girl 3: He's mine!
etc
Guy 1: Look at that brendan.
Guy 2: Fuck him dude. Just because his dick is larger than ours it means we don't get chicks.
Guy 1: I wish I was him.
Guy 2: Ewww you fag.
*Guy 1 walks away*
Guy 2: Yeaaa.... I actually wish I was him
by ellelover December 4, 2019
Get the Brendanmug. Loves to rip the bong
Loves pussy
He buys vapes every paycheck he gets
Girls get wet just looking at him
Best at credit card theft
Never runs out of that dank
Loves blunts and pussy
Always know how to run from the cops when
Needed
Loves pussy
He buys vapes every paycheck he gets
Girls get wet just looking at him
Best at credit card theft
Never runs out of that dank
Loves blunts and pussy
Always know how to run from the cops when
Needed
by DrippingPussy12 November 3, 2017
Get the Brendanmug. by Double D pimpin daddy June 1, 2022
Get the Brendanmug. Brendan is a nice, funny, cool, guy . He can be a cheater and a jerk. He's a player and dates many girls. A Brendan relationships are short and he'll leave a girl heart broken. He's great a sports! He usually is tall and hairy. He is good looking. He'll have a few problems with his teenage puberty. He'll have lots of acme and hairy places. A Brendan adult years are great and successful! A Brendan is a good guy at the end!
Her: I want to date him, but he's a player and it won't last long. However he is cute
Him: We'll he's a Brendan, what do u expect!
Him: We'll he's a Brendan, what do u expect!
by Truestuff85 February 17, 2015
Get the Brendanmug. To relentlessly ask someone for something (i.e cigarettes), without any regard for their feelings or annoyance level. To bring the acceptable level of mooching allowed in common society to a whole new level.
Man he's totally brendaning me right now what the fuck.
That's the 6th Newport today bro hes brendaning it right now I can't deal
That's the 6th Newport today bro hes brendaning it right now I can't deal
by Dice11594 March 9, 2020
Get the Brendaningmug. A brendan is probably one of the best guys you will ever meet, likes heavy metal or rock. He supports you in basically everyway possible, including teaching you how to drive. He’s very popular in girls, and his ex still likes him a lot. He’s not very intelligent, but that doesn’t mean he’s very dumb. He can fix things, write music. A brendan probably learns many sports, and MASTERS THEM ALL! The next time you meet a brendan, RESPECT HIM..
by Bronamie May 13, 2022
Get the Brendanmug. A guy that is a total prick who doesn't seem to shut up. He usually is known for preying on little children and is wanted in 39 states. He has a current world record for the world's tiniest dick. Like if you saw this guy's dick, you would say, "Shit! That guy has got one small wiener!", which is why most consider him more woman than man or some kind of wierd shit in between.
Guy 1: "Wow what the hell is that?!"
Guy 2: "That's a Brendan, stay away from those.
Guy 1: "Thanks for the advice man, you are a life saver!"
Guy 2: "That's a Brendan, stay away from those.
Guy 1: "Thanks for the advice man, you are a life saver!"
by Ersome person December 6, 2013
Get the Brendanmug.