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national text your girlfriend back day

a national day which is celebrated by your girlfriend texting you back. originating in Ancient China, the eskimos believed in spirits that will posses those who do not stick to their commitments (ie: texting back u stupid fucking diabetes dead pancreas headass)
lisa : cheyenne it’s national text your girlfriend back day

cheyenne : Read 8:23 pm
by lisa277 October 15, 2019
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Get back with your ex day

March 6th is national get back with your ex day. You know you want them!
“Hey what’s today?” “Oh you know! National get back with your ex day!”
by ultraman20000 March 6, 2021
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Back to the streets day

May 15th is when we celebrate national go back to the streets day, this special day is when we point out and mention our fellow hoes and simply say hey.. go back to the streets
Bobby: Tomorrows my birthday I’m so exited

David: no one cares about your birthday Bobby we all celebrate go back to the streets day instead
by Standingshady May 14, 2022
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Back in the Day

A time in which none of the currently occurring negative events could ever have taken place. No matter what the current circumstances are, you can rest assured that back in the Day, they never would have happened. Even if it seems likely that they would, some type of Deus Ex Machina event would have occurred that would most certainly have prevented the current situation from happening.
"Back in the Day, you could have jumped off of those Cliffs and still Swam for the Olympics the following Thursday".
by mistahroga January 8, 2021
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National Punch Your Friend in the Back Day

The day is celebrated every May 9th in which you will find your friends and punch them in the back.
Yesterday was National Punch Your Friend in the Back Day so I punched them in the back.
by Violence is the answer April 8, 2025
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Break a childs back day

Break a childs back day is when you walk up to anyone between 3-17 and break their back, It is celebrated on June 3rd.
"Hello child!"
"Hi...?"
*breaks back* "Haha! It's break a childs back day!"
"AAHH!"
by RUSAMEBOOSAILICE September 9, 2022
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On this day we commemorate our gal Lizzie by shaking a little booty for her.
Girl it’s National Throw it Back for Lizzie Day don’t forget to shake a little sumn for her.
by dirtydusse December 9, 2021
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