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when your mom doesn't give you your xbox one
"MOM WHAT THE FUCKING MY ASS TITS FUCKING WERES MY GOSH DARNNNNNN XDOXX!"
"fock you" your moms says passing by

eat my fuckin ass tits fucking ass fucking shit
by faeyrfvebyi April 18, 2019
mugGet the eat my fuckin ass tits fucking ass fucking shitmug.
A statement similar to Jesus-Fucking-Christ that is often used in a situation of utter disbelief, shock or frustration. It is arguably blasphemy as well. Can be announced slowly and clearly to express disgust and hopelessness, or loud and fast to alert someone of an imminent disaster that will most likely end in catastrophe.
Also might be a sign of Tourette syndrome.
Jesus-Titty-Ass-Mother-Fucking-Christ! I almost died!
by RebelJosh89 December 17, 2020
mugGet the Jesus-Titty-Ass-Mother-Fucking-Christmug.

gay ass fuck

One who is one gay motherfucker; a way to describe somebody who managed to reach a term that is beyond gay.
“Wow, he is a gay ass fuck if he tried that shit with a dude.”
by 6-21-3-11 15-6-6 February 22, 2018
mugGet the gay ass fuckmug.

michael ass fucked

A person that loves big juicy cocks in his ass and will do what ever he can do to get. He even tried to get arrested so he can get a cell with big black to become his bitch
Why is that guy getting arrested?
That's Michael ass fucked
by Super fagalicious January 20, 2017
mugGet the michael ass fuckedmug.

ass fuck load

The amount of cum it takes to over load a persons ass hole..usually until it runs over

and/or

A large amount of money it takes to purchase something.
That bitch has a high ass fuck load tolerance.

and/or

That kilo is gonna cost an ass fuck load.
The Andy Warhol painting cost an ass fuck load.
by fubudre January 13, 2011
mugGet the ass fuck loadmug.

stupid ass fuck

When someone is so stupid they think you're being stupid.

They say unrelated things all the time.
And they use the same thing over and over.
Leo: you know that doesn't mean that rugby
Jordan: I did but want to say something that was wrong dumb fuck
Leo: so you're saying you wanted to say something dumb? You're stupid ass fuck
by Geronimo_SLB June 11, 2014
mugGet the stupid ass fuckmug.

Bitch ass fuck

the biggest cunt you know. you can spot this person by seeing if they say the word swag alot, tuck their shirts in, and repeatedly touches their right asscheek.
Bitch ass fuck: Hey niggas wassup like my swag i was at swag city yesterday.

Nicki: Bitch ass Fuck. (turns and walks away)
by Bitch ass fuck with swag November 4, 2012
mugGet the Bitch ass fuckmug.

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