When you would rather eat ass than this cooking, that's when you know it's true asparagus calzone artichoke brownie. This common Ethiopian expression originated in New Jersey, when Dream went viral for screaming "These packing peanuts are asparagus calzone artichoke brownie." It was during the viral TikTok trend of getting people who were allergic to peanuts to eat packing peanuts instead.
Your mom’s lasagna is asparagus calzone artichoke brownie
by Not a tiny kid June 17, 2021
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Asparagus Green

Close to a light, sweet pea in color, it looks very nice as an accent or wall color in a room.
I never thought asparagus green would look pretty in here, but it's not bad.
by Constance ♥ January 21, 2009
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asparagus booth

The asparagus booth is the toilet or urinal stall whose previous user has recently urinated following a healthy portion of asparagus.

Archaic: A mythical architectural feature in the castles of old Europe in which small chambers accessible from the dining hall permitted nobles to luxuriate in the intoxicating aphrodisiac of the asparagus flowers wafting from their urine pots.
Awww man, I totally got the asparagus booth in there. That urinal was a veritable detective's steam grate of asparagus fumes.
by K P Cogs November 20, 2013
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Dirty Asparagus

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez however, as referred to in Xbox party chat 5/6/2020 at 2010 hours, a dirty asparagus is when you fuck a chick with a stick of asparagus in her ass and then wipe it on her upper lip.
Hey Rover! It was cool how you gave that bitch a dirty asparagus to get rid of your asparagus pee!
by BillBobBosephus May 08, 2020
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asparagus dick

What you get when you eat a lot of asparagus and go take a pee and it smells like bad asparagus.
I ate a 1/2 pound of asparagus last night and I still have asparagus dick.
by golfpunk500 October 10, 2011
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holds your asparagus

SALLY WE NEEDA DIP AS IN RIGHT NOW I AM NOT IN THE MOOD TO BE PLAYING AROUND

"O.O HOLDS YOUR ASPARAGUS FOR ONE MOMENT"
by greenseqquoiaocean October 26, 2020
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Asparagus body

You have a “straight” body shape with no curves, you stink but you have layers and your beautiful.
Timmi said softly to Chloe “I love you(y), your body is aparagu(y)s”. (speaking cursive)

Chloe- (stares blankly)

Zack- yo I love your asparagus body, I just want to lay you out like a 2x4.

Emily- My what??
by $helly$shell September 10, 2020
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