asparagus calzone artichoke brownie

When you would rather eat ass than this cooking, that's when you know it's true asparagus calzone artichoke brownie. This common Ethiopian expression originated in New Jersey, when Dream went viral for screaming "These packing peanuts are asparagus calzone artichoke brownie." It was during the viral TikTok trend of getting people who were allergic to peanuts to eat packing peanuts instead.

Your mom’s lasagna is asparagus calzone artichoke brownie

by Not a tiny kid June 16, 2021

Asparagus

Similar to the wheelbarrow sex position, rather it involves all limbs off the ground causing the female or male to stiffen up straight like an asparagus.

Cuz straight out I fucked her so hard lastnite she turned into an asparagus

by Rasper January 7, 2019

Asparagus body

You have a “straight” body shape with no curves, you stink but you have layers and your beautiful.

Timmi said softly to Chloe “I love you(y), your body is aparagu(y)s”. (speaking cursive)

Chloe- (stares blankly)

Zack- yo I love your asparagus body, I just want to lay you out like a 2x4.

Emily- My what??

by $helly$shell September 9, 2020

asparagus booth

The asparagus booth is the toilet or urinal stall whose previous user has recently urinated following a healthy portion of asparagus.

Archaic: A mythical architectural feature in the castles of old Europe in which small chambers accessible from the dining hall permitted nobles to luxuriate in the intoxicating aphrodisiac of the asparagus flowers wafting from their urine pots.

Awww man, I totally got the asparagus booth in there. That urinal was a veritable detective's steam grate of asparagus fumes.

by K P Cogs November 19, 2013

Carrot Asparagus

the best person in the world

ur moms kid is a carrot asparagus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by urmomsgirlfriend August 30, 2021

asparagus....gooey

A k-poper who posts K-POP reaction videos. (edits)

asparagus....gooey‘s follower: make one of when you tell them you’re from earth

by Miss chancla February 3, 2021

asparagus

A term used to parody astrology girls and their crazy beliefs in zodiac signs.

Example:

Police Officer: You're under arrest.
Astrology Girl: For what? I didn't do anything!
Police Officer: You're under arrest for murdering those five children in the parking lot.
Astrology Girl: Please don't arrest me, I'm sorry officer, it's because I'm an Aquarius!
Police Officer: Nobody cares that you're an asparagus, you're still going to prison.

by obama account April 27, 2024