When you would rather eat ass than this cooking, that's when you know it's true asparagus calzone artichoke brownie. This common Ethiopian expression originated in New Jersey, when Dream went viral for screaming "These packing peanuts are asparagus calzone artichoke brownie." It was during the viral TikTok trend of getting people who were allergic to peanuts to eat packing peanuts instead.
by Not a tiny kid June 16, 2021
Get the asparagus calzone artichoke browniemug. Trying to have anal sex while limp and using your thumb to get in. A double serving of soggy asparagus is using two thumbs
by IowaNice June 25, 2024
Get the Soggy asparagusmug. by thatonearabperson101 June 2, 2020
Get the Asparagus Juicemug. Similar to the wheelbarrow sex position, rather it involves all limbs off the ground causing the female or male to stiffen up straight like an asparagus.
by Rasper January 7, 2019
Get the Asparagusmug. by Alaska-Green November 16, 2017
Get the violent asparagusmug. Example:
Police Officer: You're under arrest.
Astrology Girl: For what? I didn't do anything!
Police Officer: You're under arrest for murdering those five children in the parking lot.
Astrology Girl: Please don't arrest me, I'm sorry officer, it's because I'm an Aquarius!
Police Officer: Nobody cares that you're an asparagus, you're still going to prison.
Police Officer: You're under arrest.
Astrology Girl: For what? I didn't do anything!
Police Officer: You're under arrest for murdering those five children in the parking lot.
Astrology Girl: Please don't arrest me, I'm sorry officer, it's because I'm an Aquarius!
Police Officer: Nobody cares that you're an asparagus, you're still going to prison.
by obama account April 27, 2024
Get the asparagusmug. by Miss chancla February 3, 2021
Get the asparagus....gooeymug.