When you would rather eat ass than this cooking, that's when you know it's true asparagus calzone artichoke brownie. This common Ethiopian expression originated in New Jersey, when Dream went viral for screaming "These packing peanuts are asparagus calzone artichoke brownie." It was during the viral TikTok trend of getting people who were allergic to peanuts to eat packing peanuts instead.
by Not a tiny kid June 17, 2021
SALLY WE NEEDA DIP AS IN RIGHT NOW I AM NOT IN THE MOOD TO BE PLAYING AROUND
"O.O HOLDS YOUR ASPARAGUS FOR ONE MOMENT"
"O.O HOLDS YOUR ASPARAGUS FOR ONE MOMENT"
by greenseqquoiaocean October 26, 2020
Similar to the Dirty Sanchez however, as referred to in Xbox party chat 5/6/2020 at 2010 hours, a dirty asparagus is when you fuck a chick with a stick of asparagus in her ass and then wipe it on her upper lip.
by BillBobBosephus May 8, 2020
The asparagus booth is the toilet or urinal stall whose previous user has recently urinated following a healthy portion of asparagus.
Archaic: A mythical architectural feature in the castles of old Europe in which small chambers accessible from the dining hall permitted nobles to luxuriate in the intoxicating aphrodisiac of the asparagus flowers wafting from their urine pots.
Archaic: A mythical architectural feature in the castles of old Europe in which small chambers accessible from the dining hall permitted nobles to luxuriate in the intoxicating aphrodisiac of the asparagus flowers wafting from their urine pots.
Awww man, I totally got the asparagus booth in there. That urinal was a veritable detective's steam grate of asparagus fumes.
by K P Cogs November 20, 2013
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