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asparagus calzone artichoke brownie

When you would rather eat ass than this cooking, that's when you know it's true asparagus calzone artichoke brownie. This common Ethiopian expression originated in New Jersey, when Dream went viral for screaming "These packing peanuts are asparagus calzone artichoke brownie." It was during the viral TikTok trend of getting people who were allergic to peanuts to eat packing peanuts instead.
Your mom’s lasagna is asparagus calzone artichoke brownie
by Not a tiny kid June 16, 2021
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Soggy asparagus

Trying to have anal sex while limp and using your thumb to get in. A double serving of soggy asparagus is using two thumbs
John tried to soggy asparagus her but even the double serving failed
by IowaNice June 25, 2024
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Asparagus Juice

It makes your coochie smell nasty. 🤢 🐟
Ew! It smells nasty! Did you drink asparagus juice?
by thatonearabperson101 June 2, 2020
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Asparagus

Similar to the wheelbarrow sex position, rather it involves all limbs off the ground causing the female or male to stiffen up straight like an asparagus.
Cuz straight out I fucked her so hard lastnite she turned into an asparagus
by Rasper January 7, 2019
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violent asparagus

A code word used to identify fellow gay people without alarming the straights
"VIOLENT ASPARAGUS!"
"What the...?"
"NEVERMIND!"
by Alaska-Green November 16, 2017
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asparagus

A term used to parody astrology girls and their crazy beliefs in zodiac signs.
Example:

Police Officer: You're under arrest.
Astrology Girl: For what? I didn't do anything!
Police Officer: You're under arrest for murdering those five children in the parking lot.
Astrology Girl: Please don't arrest me, I'm sorry officer, it's because I'm an Aquarius!
Police Officer: Nobody cares that you're an asparagus, you're still going to prison.
by obama account April 27, 2024
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asparagus....gooey

A k-poper who posts K-POP reaction videos. (edits)
asparagus....gooey‘s follower: make one of when you tell them you’re from earth
by Miss chancla February 3, 2021
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