Elizabeth Arden Crème

A type of freudian dick crème.

When I’m feeling a bit raunchy, I reach for a tube of Elizabeth Arden Crème. When I was a child me ma used this on her chapped lips, but me, I uses this on me Duke of Sussex. And spend the rest of me day effing and jeffing meself as when I were a wee lad.

by Gordo January 17, 2023

Arden

A forest located in Germany

“Yo”

“That one forest in Germany is cool as fuck, holy shit sick”

“Yo Arden Asf”

by Tristanafisher September 3, 2022

lila arden yaris

a bitch that likes a mother fucker names brody andrews

she’s such a lila arden yaris bro

by henry perline March 5, 2022

Arden Chase

the best person in the world 😂

Arden Chase is amazing

by swagger69420 May 25, 2021

Arden

Arden is an amazing girl and she doesn't deserve all the hate she gets from her shitty friends. Sure sometimes she can be annoying or say the wrong thing, but her intentions are usually good. If you are one of the mf assholes who called her manipulative or annoying go fuck yourself with a pencil. LMFAOXDTYCFTU

A cunt: Oh yeah Arden is so annoying and she is very manipulative.

Any sane person: *gun shots*

by your bestie bae July 14, 2021

Arden

arden’s the man! tho she probably cheats at recreational sports. ❤️

Dude, look at her pocketing the bags we use to play cornhole. She is SUCH an Arden.

by junie123 June 20, 2022

Ardene

Is pretty

She is like an angel and ardene

by urstrolly HAHAHAH June 9, 2021