Avocado sandwich advocate 

Someone who is sells marijuana or is a big fan of it and it's legalisation.

From a song by Dr.Reknaw

Matt's such an avocado sandwich advocate, he even grows it.

Avocado sandwich advocate by The deathless dead September 25, 2022

Schrödinger's Advocate 

A narcissistic argumentarian whose line of reasoning is determined, or emphatically reaffirmed, to have been made as a Devil’s Advocate only after the reception to their argument is heard. Similar to a Schrödinger's Douchebag, a Schrödinger's Advocate will proudly embrace any praise or concessions their argument receives as confirmation of their own superiority, but will be quick to (loudly) remind others that they are "just playing Devil’s Advocate" when their argument is met with poor reception or a logical counter.

Related Definition: "Schrodinger's Douchebag"

P1 "Man, what are you even saying?"
P2 "Don't blame me bro, I'm just playing Devil’s Advocate bro, I don't actually believe any of that bro I'm just adding to the discussion!"
P1 "Devil’s Advocate my ass... Schrödinger's Advocate more like..."

Schrödinger's Advocate by Wuggldy June 13, 2024

Hater’s Advocate

You’re not hating on your behalf, you’re hating just in case.

“Bro I’m really good at this.”

“Yeahhhhh but there could be somebody better than you are!”

“Bro why are you hating?”

“I’m not hating I’m playing Devil's Advocate.”

“No you’re playing Hater’s Advocate!”

Hater’s Advocate by PaganBro May 25, 2025

He can't be allowed to advocate for himself 

You... Aren't going to do it right. I think you know you're not going to do it right. You're likely to do it wrong on purpose.

A retard "He can't be allowed to advocate for himself or he'll achieve an outcome I don't want!"

Hym "Which is why it's absolutely necessary for you not to advocate for anyone. Because your desire for the outcome to be less than what it could be almost guarantees that the outcome will be negative. Entirely arbitrarily negative."

He can't be allowed to advocate for himself by Hym Iam January 27, 2024

Advohate 

Advocating for a point of view by demonizing, dehumanizing or "otherizing" those of an opposing view, rather than trying to win them over. Also, violence in the name of a desire for peace. Also, name-calling while advocating a point of view. Also, putting words in someone's mouth by paraphrasing in an inflammatory way.

"Far too many protesters have been advohating tonight, setting stores on fire and starting fights."

Advohating against advohaters:

"There go those blood-thirsty 'pro-lifers ' again, advohating against Planned Parenthood. Do they want women dying in back alleys again?"

Or -

"There go those blood-thirsty 'pro-choicers' again, advohating against the rights of the unborn children. How much baby-killing is enough?"

Or -

You believe in food stamps? So, your basically saying I should have to pay all the bills for lazy people.

Or -

You don't believe in food stamps? So you're basically saying, the world would be better off if we let poor people die?

Or -

You voted for X?? That must mean you believe in/don't care about Y. That makes you scum.

Advohate by Ivegotthemusicinme November 26, 2016

Advocation 

The act of advocating for a customer in a law firm, in a meeting setting.

Lets have an advocation meeting to discuss any pending cases with clients.

Advocation by AXDWI October 31, 2016

Pokémon Advocates 

People that believe that Pokémon win versus the lions. Pokémon Advocates are right in their stance, but lion advocates are lacking some chromosomes so they still believe that lions win. Although Pokémon like Rayquaza and Eternatus exist, lion advocates still function like Neanderthals and are not advanced enough as a human to comprehend this.

Pokémon Advocates: Pokémon win 100% of the time
Fully functional human beings: True

Pokémon Advocates by JeremiahTheCrustacean2 April 30, 2021