Alvaro

Alvaro is usually a Spanish dickhead who overstays his welcome at every house he steps foot it. They often kick doors wide open smashing the wall and making more noise than a cat being beat with a hammer.

Is a simp.
Is a jew.
Thinks he's better than everyone because he drinks spiritual tea.
However, this bitch is ride or die so if you get an Alvaro keep that motherfucker on your side or suffer the consequences..

FUckig Helll what was that?? Thats was Alvaro Narouto runnning

by ast0ra March 2, 2020

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Alvaro

Alvaro is nothing and everithing at the same time, he is a living paradox.
He created the Big Bang and is the Big Bang, everithing is Alvaro and Alvaro is in everyone

The Alvaro is the powerhouse of the cell
Only Alvaro

by Danielman373-buchin January 18, 2023

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Alvaro

A little fag that likes incestual girls that like bats n stuff.

P1:”You don’t want your kid to end up like alvaro.”
P2:”you’re right”

by Randomdefinerofstuff February 8, 2023

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He's a black man that's really horny that likes to fuck door handles

he's alvaro

by mamang ancika January 15, 2024

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Alvaroing

Alvaroing is when you play a game with your friends and you basically ignore simple commands is favor of benefiting only yourself first and then later give small attention to your fellow comrades and then be a bitch about it when someone does it to you.

Bro, you are alvaroing hard today, if you don't stop i'll eat your ass all over the dance floor.

by Luffedownimoy November 2, 2020

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