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Adobe Support

A mythical entity allegedly created to assist users of Adobe products, but primarily functions as a high-speed Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V machine. Conversations follow a predictable arc: you provide detailed information, they ignore it, then respond with either a request for the same info or irrelevant steps clearly lifted from an ancient support scroll. It's not help — it’s performance art in email form.
Me: "Hi, I’m using Magento 2.4.7-p4 and the checkout crashes on submit."
Adobe Support: "Thanks for confirming. Can you please take a full backup, reset your expectations, and wait 48 hours for a reply that ignores your message entirely?"
by a-mustache May 8, 2025
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Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Noticed That Only Adobe Photoshop Two Thousand And Fourteen To Edit Circular Spartan Helmets
Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Noticed That Only Adobe Photoshop Two Thousand And Fourteen To Edit Circular Spartan Helmets
by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025
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Adobe Shockwave

one of Macromedias old services. not really well known. unlike Adobe Flash. now owned by adobe. was killed on April 9 2019. its mime type was: application/x-director. shockwave was the player and director is the studio. file types were DIR, DCR, DXR. was first produced by MacroMind. old name was VideoWorks.
2008 person: Dude! lets see some good Adobe Shockwave games we can play!

2008 person 2: sure!

2019 person: its kinda sad Adobe Shockwave is dying. but at least we still have flash!
by colloc December 21, 2024
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Adobe Flash Player

Is what u call a human that wears a stupid but still fucking swagy outfit.
For example if u see a dude wearing a stupid but drippy outfit u say:
Damn he's Adobe Flash Player !!!
by BigPapaCarlos December 23, 2021
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Adobe Illustrator

Also known as "the death of workflow" this software is used to accomplish tedious tasks over and over again. Interns, but also senior employees, most of them coming from prestigious universities, are forced to use it by their directors. This implies moving the same arrows from left to right and from top to bottom until cerebral atrophy occurs. It may also stir serious debates about color tones and proper line-weights. Choosing corn flower blue instead of ultra violet might cause another wasted night in front of the screen, clicking on lines, one by one.
"Damn, last night I was doing Adobe Illustrator work until 6am."
"If you don't design what I told you, you will do Illustrator work for a month!"
"My boss is making me do Illustrator work because he thinks I'm too creative"
by wwhat should I use December 18, 2018
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