Barney

A large retarded purple child molesting dinosaur. Also likes to take it in the ass from kids between the ages of 4 thru 9.

Barney: Now Timmy, just stick it up in there!!

Timmy: I'M SCARED!!!!!

Barney: Just do it you little fucking bastard!!!!!!!

by imnotreallysure69 December 28, 2008

Barney

Barney is a evil dinosaur that has been sent from hell to brainwash little kids. He must be destroyed at all costs!!!

"AH! BARNEY!! "

by #n00b October 14, 2018

barney

a ugly ass dinosaur that haunts kids dreams

friend : hey jim did you see barney ?

jim : oh you mean that ugly ass dinosaur ?
friend : yeah

by charliebean4 January 11, 2020

Barney

The creation of terrorists to destroy the minds of the youths of the United States.

Please mom, can I watch more barney? Today they are supposed to teach about jihad...

by Admiral Justin April 2, 2003

barney

"Cute Purple Dinosaur". Synonym for Satan.

CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR becomes CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

Roman Numerals are C (100), V (5), V (5), L (50), D (500), I (1), V (5)

Add them all up, and it's 666.

Barney=Satan

by ~Dee Dee~ January 6, 2009

barney

he's an imaginary dinosaur who haunts childs dreams

I hat barney

by bye bye bye bye bye bye March 27, 2019

barney

...from the surf movie" North Shore"
Barney,Barno,Barnyard, Haole to the Max..a Kook in and out of the water

That Haole can't surf,he's a Barney for sures 'Bra

by phatdave July 6, 2005