SEX GOD. Legend, smart, funny, borderline creepy. Can talk to any girl. Needs to cut his hair. Looks Like Jesus. Has a massive schlong.
by yurt1234 April 8, 2022
Get the Joseph Victor Humphreymug. A sexual act in which your partner sits on your toes while fondling your balls and inserting your penis into their ear until you’re close to ejaculating. At that point, they then insert the penis into their right nostril and allow the climax to occur while screaming “Humphrey.”
Goddamn gents, Frida give me such a good steamed Humphrey the other night, she’s still blowing it out of her nose.
by Bitcheloid January 24, 2023
Get the steamed Humphreymug. by Diddypop October 30, 2021
Get the Humphreymug. The only bad thing about Humphrey is his parents bad choice in names.
Imagine the hardest muscles you've ever seen; those pecs of steel, that 6 pack of doctor pepper- this is Humphrey using 1% of his power. Humphrey's jawline is more defined then Dwayne Johnson's bald patch. He has to shave every day (example of how much of an alpha male Humphrey is), and he bullies people who watch anime and use neopronouns.
Honestly, Humphrey is the ultimate life form.
Imagine the hardest muscles you've ever seen; those pecs of steel, that 6 pack of doctor pepper- this is Humphrey using 1% of his power. Humphrey's jawline is more defined then Dwayne Johnson's bald patch. He has to shave every day (example of how much of an alpha male Humphrey is), and he bullies people who watch anime and use neopronouns.
Honestly, Humphrey is the ultimate life form.
by IPullBitches April 24, 2022
Get the Humphreymug. A small shuttle service operated by uc berkeleys bear transit running between Berkeley bart station and the Lawrence. Hall of science in berkeley ca
In the 1970s
In the 1970s
by 4realazitgits April 7, 2021
Get the Humphrey go bartmug. by fortfag February 9, 2021
Get the Nash Humphreymug. by ppppy.austin April 4, 2023
Get the lily humphreymug.